Mystic Bard Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Mystic Bard Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

Funny Not Funny