Mythical Oracle Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Mythical Oracle Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

When I was a kid, I was into The New York Jets. And then I got into girls as I got older, and then I got back into the Jets because I'd realized there's times when the girl won't f*^k you, but the Jets will always f*^k you.

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