Northern Barbarian Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Northern Barbarian Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

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