Parallel Universe Escape Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Parallel Universe Escape Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I went to a pizzeria. The guy gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart with what would you do if you found a million dollars, he gave me the "Donate it to charity" slice. "I'd like to exchange this for the 'Keep it!'"

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