Phantom Historian Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Phantom Historian Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying "Can I have a new bike?". He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.

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