Pirate Ship Captain’s Log Entries Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Pirate Ship Captain’s Log Entries Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won!

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