Pirates Parley Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Pirates Parley Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I'm in a weird position, because I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. So whenever I go out wearing a rainbow shirt, I have to put "Not gay." But I'm not against gays, so under that I'll have to put "... but supportive." It's weird how one group of people took refracted light. That's very greedy, gays.

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