Post Apocalyptic Leader Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Post Apocalyptic Leader Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'

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