Retro Arcade Character Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Retro Arcade Character Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic! Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn't sound right.

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