Retro Cyberpunk Hacker Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Retro Cyberpunk Hacker Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

One time I put a WWJD bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist. It burned his skin. He threw it on the ground and it turned into a snake. We both laughed. We hate snakes. We think snakes are slimy, even though we know they're not.

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