Retro Futurism Explorer Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Retro Futurism Explorer Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say "work", you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all...

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