Retro Horror Protagonist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Retro Horror Protagonist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.

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