Retrofuturist Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Retrofuturist Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and it just gets brighter! That's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do! So you turn the switch again, and it gets brighter once more! I will break you, light bulb!

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