Sky Pirate Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Sky Pirate Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

You know crazy straws - they go all over the place? These straws are sane. They never lost their mind. They say, "we're going straight to the mouth. That guy who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."

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