Slavic Name Question7

This question tests your creativity to find the Slavic Name match that is perfect for you. What Do You think of this Idea?

If you are ever going to be drafted for a war, get "f*ck you" tattooed on the outside of your right pinky. You won't be able to salute without showing your superior your tattoo and they'll refuse your draft.

Good Idea Bad Idea Dunno