Space Opera Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Space Opera Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!

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