Steampunk Airship Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Steampunk Airship Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I was stuck in traffic and I looked in the mirror and in the car behind me there was a couple having a horrible argument and right below their image it said "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I just thought, man I hope so because she was pretty mad.

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