Steampunk Pirate Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Steampunk Pirate Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're going to be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just want to thank Kevin, Turtle, and all my homies.

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