Supernatural Detective Moniker Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Supernatural Detective Moniker that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

There are only two Asian people that I know that I have any problem with at all. One is, uh, Guy Aioki. The other is my friend Steve who actually went pee-pee in my Coke. He's all, "Me Chinese, me play joke!" Uh, if you have to explain it, Steve, it's not funny!

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