Tech Savvy Bard Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Tech Savvy Bard Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything any more if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

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