Time Traveling Captain Name Question6

This question test your sense of humour to find the Time Traveling Captain Name that works best for you. What Do You Think of This Joke?

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

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