Top 10 Antijokes

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The Top 10 Antijokes List

These are the Top 10 Antijokes for 2024.

1. Roses are red, Violets are blue, But roses can also be white, And violets should be purple.
2. When birds fly in a V, why is one side always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on one side.
3. What makes you laugh harder than your own child? A whoopie cushion.
4. Why did Benjamin get sick after eating too much ice cream? He was lactose intolerant.
5. Do you want to know what always makes me smile? Face muscles.
6. What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
7. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown? To scare kids.
8. Why Did the Firman Wear Red Suspenders? To keep his pants up.
9. What does one French Guy say to another French Guy? My name is also Guy.
10. Why are hamsters like cigarettes? They’re completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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