Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes

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The Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Chuck Norris Jokes for 2024.

1. Chuck Norris has to carry a concealed weapons permit when he wears his regular clothes.
2. Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
3. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
4. Chuck Norris is able to sketch your portrait using an eraser.
5. Chuck Norris now owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
6. Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
7. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat.
8. Chuck Norris got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.
9. Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
10. Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

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