Top 10 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 10 Comedian Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Comedian Jokes for 2025.

1. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a huge step forward!
2. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
4. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
5. Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
7. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
10. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space!

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