Top 10 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 10 Comedian Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Comedian Jokes for 2025.

1. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
3. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
4. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
7. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was De-brie everywhere!
8. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!
10. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!

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