Top 10 Comedian Jokes

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The Top 10 Comedian Jokes List

These are the Top 10 Comedian Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
2. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!
3. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!
4. Have you heard about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
5. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
6. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
8. I had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted!
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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