Top 100 3am Jokes
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These are the top 100 3am Jokes for 2024.
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.2. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
3. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
4. Two silk worms got in a race. It ended in a tie.
5. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
6. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
7. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
11. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
13. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
14. Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
15. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
17. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
18. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
19. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
20. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
21. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
22. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
23. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
24. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
25. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
26. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
27. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
28. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
29. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
30. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
31. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
32. Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
33. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
34. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
35. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
36. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
37. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
38. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
39. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
40. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
42. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
43. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
44. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
45. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
46. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
47. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
48. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
49. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
50. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
51. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
52. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
53. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
54. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
55. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
56. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
57. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
58. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
59. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
60. Can February March? No, but April May!
61. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
62. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
63. I would tell you a joke about airplanes, but it would just fly over your head.
64. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
65. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
66. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
67. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
68. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
69. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
70. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
71. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
72. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
73. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed.
74. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
75. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
76. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
77. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
78. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
79. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
80. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
81. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
82. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
83. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
84. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
85. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
86. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
87. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
88. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
89. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
90. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
91. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
92. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
93. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
94. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
95. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
96. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
97. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
98. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
99. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
100. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
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