Top 100 3am Jokes

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The Top 100 3am Jokes List

These are the top 100 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
2. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
3. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
4. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
5. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
7. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
8. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
11. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
13. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
14. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
15. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
19. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
20. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
21. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
22. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
23. Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
24. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
28. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
29. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
30. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
31. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
32. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
33. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
34. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
35. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
36. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
37. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
38. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
39. I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
40. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
41. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
42. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
43. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
44. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
45. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
46. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
47. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
48. I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
49. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
50. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
51. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
52. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
53. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
54. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
55. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
56. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
57. Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
58. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
59. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
60. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
61. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
62. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
63. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
64. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
65. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
66. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
67. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
68. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
69. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
70. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
71. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
72. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
73. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
74. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
75. I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
76. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
77. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
78. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
79. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
80. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
81. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
82. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
83. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
84. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
85. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
86. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
87. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
88. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
89. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
90. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
91. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
92. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
93. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
94. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
95. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
96. Two silk worms got in a race. It ended in a tie.
97. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
98. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
99. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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