Top 100 3am Jokes

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The Top 100 3am Jokes List

These are the top 100 3am Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
2. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
5. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? Because it lost its bearings.
6. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
9. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
11. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
12. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. I'm terrified of elevators, but I'm taking steps to avoid them.
15. I would tell you a joke about chemistry, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
16. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
19. Have you heard the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
20. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
21. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
22. What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
23. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
24. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
25. The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
26. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a watermelon.
27. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
28. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
29. I see dead people.
30. What do you call fake noodles? Impasta.
31. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
32. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
33. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.
34. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
35. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
36. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
37. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
38. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
39. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
40. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
41. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
42. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
43. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
44. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
46. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
47. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
48. Two silk worms got in a race. It ended in a tie.
49. Can February March? No, but April May!
50. Have you heard about that restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
51. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
52. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
53. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
54. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
55. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
56. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
57. Why was the picture sent to jail? Because it was framed.
58. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
59. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
60. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
61. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
62. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
63. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
64. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
65. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
66. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
69. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
70. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
71. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
72. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
73. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
74. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
75. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet.
76. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
77. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
78. Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
79. What do you say to an avocado that's done a good job? Bravocado!
80. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
81. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
82. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
83. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
84. I would tell you a joke about airplanes, but it would just fly over your head.
85. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
86. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
87. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
88. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
89. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.
90. I'm friends with a lot of vegetarians. They don't like meat me at all.
91. Why was the broom late? It over swept.
92. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense!
93. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
94. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left!
95. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
96. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
97. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot? A Carrot!
98. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat.
99. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
100. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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