Top 100 Cat Jokes

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The Top 100 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
3. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
4. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
5. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
6. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
9. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
10. What do you call a cat that likes to eat fish? A purr-ducer!
11. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
12. Why do cats always get their way? Because they are purr-suasive!
13. What do you call a cat who's a detective? A purr-ivator!
14. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
15. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
16. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sour puss!
17. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
18. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
19. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
20. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
21. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
22. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
23. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
24. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
25. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
26. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
27. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
28. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon? A squeeze!
29. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
30. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
31. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
32. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
33. What do you call a cat that throws all the most rubbish parties? A catastrophe!
34. What does a cat say when it gets a new toy? ‘Fur real!’
35. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
36. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
37. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The great Catsby!
38. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
39. What do you call a cat that likes to eat fish? A purr-ducer!
40. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
41. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
42. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
43. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
44. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
45. What do you call a cat that wears make-up? A glam-purr!
46. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
47. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
48. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
49. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
50. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
51. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
52. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
53. What do you call a cat wearing a bowtie? Sofisticated!
54. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
55. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
56. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
57. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
58. What do you call a cat that wears fancy clothes? A kitty couture!
59. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
60. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
61. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
62. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
63. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
64. What do you call a cat that loves the beach? A sandcat!
65. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
66. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
67. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
68. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
69. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
70. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
71. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sour puss!
72. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
73. What do you call a cat that loves the beach? A sandcat!
74. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
75. What do you call a cat wearing a bowtie? Sofisticated!
76. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
77. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
78. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
79. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
80. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive parties? The great Catsby!
81. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
82. What do you call a cat that tells jokes? A funny feline!
83. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
84. What does a cat say when it gets a new toy? ‘Fur real!’
85. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
86. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
87. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
88. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-sonality!
89. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
90. What do cats wear at the beach? Furkinis!
91. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
92. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
93. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
94. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
95. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
96. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
97. What do you call a cat that can play the piano? A meow-sician!
98. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
99. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
100. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!

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