Top 100 Cat Jokes

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The Top 100 Cat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Cat Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
3. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
4. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
5. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
6. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
7. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
8. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
9. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
10. What do you call a cat that loves to decorate? A paw-ssionista!
11. What do you get when you cross a cat and a lemon? A sour puss!
12. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
13. What do you call a cat that loves to read? A purr-suer of knowledge!
14. What do you call a cat who loves to sing? A meow-sician!
15. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone!
16. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
17. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
18. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
19. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
20. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
21. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
22. Why do cats always get their way? Because they are purr-suasive!
23. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
24. Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
25. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
26. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
27. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
28. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
29. What do you call a cat that loves to read? A purr-suer of knowledge!
30. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? An alley cat!
31. What do cats wear at the beach? Furkinis!
32. Why was the cat so good at video games? Because it had nine lives!
33. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
34. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
35. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
36. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
37. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
38. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
39. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
40. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
41. What do you call a cat that loves to play hide and seek? A purr-sistent feline!
42. What do you call a cat that can play the piano? A meow-sician!
43. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
44. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
45. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
46. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
47. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
48. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
49. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
50. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
51. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
52. What do you call a cat that can sing? A meow-sician!
53. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
54. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
55. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
56. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
57. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
58. Why did the cat join Instagram? Because it wanted to be a purr-fect influencer!
59. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
60. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
61. What do you call a cat that loves to read? A purr-suer of knowledge!
62. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Crispies!
63. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon? A squeeze!
64. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
65. Knock, knock. Who's there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my catfish!
66. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
67. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
68. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
69. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
70. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
71. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
72. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
73. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
74. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
75. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon? A squeeze!
76. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
77. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
78. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
79. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
80. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
81. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
82. What do you call a cat that likes to swim? A catfish!
83. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
84. What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CATastrophe!
85. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
86. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.
87. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
88. What do you call a cat that wears a bowtie? Sofisticated!
89. What do you call a cat that loves to dance? A kitty hop!
90. What do you get if you cross a cat with a lemon? A squeeze!
91. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
92. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
93. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
94. What does a cat say when it gets a new toy? ‘Fur real!’
95. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
96. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry!
97. What do you call a cat that throws all the most expensive things on the floor? A cat-as-trophe!
98. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
99. Why did the cat sit on the mat? Because it was a purr-fect fit!
100. What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!

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