Top 100 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 100 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 100 Chocolate Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
2. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
5. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
6. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
7. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
8. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
9. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
10. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
11. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
12. What did one chocolate bar say to the other? "You crack me up!"
13. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
14. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
15. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
16. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
17. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
18. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
19. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
20. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
21. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
22. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
23. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
24. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
25. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
26. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
27. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
28. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
29. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
30. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
31. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
32. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
33. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
34. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
35. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
36. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
37. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
38. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
39. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
40. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
41. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
42. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
43. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
44. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
45. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
46. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
47. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
48. What did one chocolate bar say to the other? "You crack me up!"
49. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
50. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
51. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
52. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
53. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
54. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
55. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
56. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
57. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
58. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
59. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
60. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
61. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
62. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
63. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
64. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
65. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
66. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
67. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
68. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
69. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
70. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
71. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
72. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
73. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
74. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
75. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
76. What do you call a chocolate that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel chocolate!
77. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
78. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet conversations!
79. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
80. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
81. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
82. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
83. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
84. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
85. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
86. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
87. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
88. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
89. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
90. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
91. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
92. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
93. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
94. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
95. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
96. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
97. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
98. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
99. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
100. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?

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