Top 100 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 100 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 100 Chocolate Jokes for 2025.

1. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
2. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
3. Why did the chocolate break up with the peanut butter? Because it found someone sweeter!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me!"
6. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
7. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
8. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
9. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
10. What do you call a chocolate that makes you feel all warm inside? A hug-o-late!
11. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
12. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
13. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
14. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
15. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
16. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
17. What do you call a chocolate that likes to play hide and seek? A sneaky little choco-late!
18. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
19. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
20. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
21. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
22. What do you call a stolen piece of chocolate? A hot cocoa!
23. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
24. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
25. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
26. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
27. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
28. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
29. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
30. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
31. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
32. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
33. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
34. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
35. Why did the chocolate break up with the marshmallow? Because it found someone sweeter!
36. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of good vibes!
37. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
38. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
39. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
40. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
41. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
42. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
43. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
44. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
45. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
46. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
47. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
48. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
49. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
50. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
51. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
52. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet connections!
53. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet conversations!
54. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
55. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
56. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
57. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
58. Why did the chocolate get arrested? Because it was a little too cocoa-nutty!
59. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
60. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar with a comedian? A choco-laugh!
61. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
62. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
63. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
64. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
65. Why did the chocolate file a police report? It got mugged!
66. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
69. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
70. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
71. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
72. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
73. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
74. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
75. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
76. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
77. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
78. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
79. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
80. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
81. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
82. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
83. Why did the chocolate break up with the marshmallow? Because it found someone sweeter!
84. Why did the chocolate apply for a job? Because it wanted to be a little bit richer!
85. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
86. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
87. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
88. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
89. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
90. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
91. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
92. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
93. What do you call a stolen piece of chocolate? A hot cocoa!
94. What do you call a lazy candy? A "choco-lag!"
95. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
96. Why did the chocolate break up with the marshmallow? Because it found someone sweeter!
97. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
98. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
99. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
100. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?

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