Top 100 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 100 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 100 Chocolate Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
2. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
3. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
4. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
5. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
6. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
7. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
8. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
9. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
10. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
11. What kind of chocolate is never on time? A fudgy!
12. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
13. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
14. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet connections!
15. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
16. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of good vibes!
17. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
18. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
19. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
20. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
21. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
22. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
23. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
24. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me!"
25. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
26. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
27. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
28. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
29. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
30. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
31. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
32. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
33. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
34. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
35. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
36. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
37. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
38. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
39. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
40. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
41. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
42. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
43. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
44. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
45. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
46. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
47. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
48. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
49. What do you call a chocolate that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel chocolate!
50. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
51. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
52. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
53. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
54. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
55. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
56. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
57. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
58. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
59. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
60. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
61. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
62. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
63. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
64. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
65. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
66. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
67. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "I’m nuts about you!"
68. What kind of chocolate is never on time? A fudgy!
69. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
70. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
71. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
72. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
73. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
74. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
75. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
76. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
77. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
78. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
79. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
80. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
81. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
82. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
83. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
84. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of sweet conversations!
85. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
86. Why did the chocolate get arrested? Because it was a little too cocoa-nutty!
87. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
88. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
89. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
90. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
91. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
92. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
93. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
94. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
95. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
96. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
97. What do you call a chocolate that loves to go on adventures? A wander-choco!
98. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
99. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
100. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"

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