Top 100 Chocolate Jokes

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The Top 100 Chocolate Jokes List

These are the top 100 Chocolate Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
2. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
3. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
4. What do you call a chocolate that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel chocolate!
5. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me!"
6. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
7. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
8. Why did the chocolate file a police report? It got mugged!
9. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
10. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
11. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
12. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
13. What do you call a stolen piece of chocolate? A hot cocoa!
14. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
17. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
18. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
19. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
20. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
21. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
22. What do you call a chocolate that tells time? A watchocolate!
23. What do you get when you cross a chocolate bar with a comedian? A choco-laugh!
24. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
25. Why did the chocolate cookie go to the bakery? Because it wanted to get a little more dough!
26. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
27. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
29. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
30. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
31. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
32. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
33. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
34. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
35. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
36. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
37. What did the boy say when he spilled cocoa on his homework? "I don't give a sip!"
38. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
39. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
40. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
41. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
42. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
43. Why did the chocolate bar refuse to open? It had a "choc" block.
44. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
45. Why did the chocolate get arrested? Because it was a little too cocoa-nutty!
46. Why did the chocolate bar break up with the marshmallow? It found someone more appealing!
47. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
48. Why did the chocolate go to the party? Because it heard there would be a lot of good vibes!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. Why did the chocolate break up with the sweet? It found someone richer!
51. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
52. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
53. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You’re nuts!"
54. What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter? "You complete me!"
55. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
56. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
57. What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I’m sweet on you!"
58. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
59. What did one chocolate say to the other? "We make a great pair!"
60. Because it just couldn't seem to find its center!
61. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
62. Why did the chocolate file a police report? It got mugged!
63. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
64. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
65. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
66. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
67. Why did the chocolate file a police report? It got mugged!
68. What do you call a chocolate that’s always telling jokes? A funny bonbon!
69. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
70. What do you call a sad chocolate bar? A melt-down!
71. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
72. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
73. What kind of chocolate is never on time? A fudgy!
74. What did one chocolate bar say to the other? "You crack me up!"
75. What do you call a chocolate that can sing? A wrapper!
76. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
77. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
78. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
79. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
80. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
81. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
82. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
83. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
84. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
85. What do you call a chocolate that tells jokes? A funny bar!
86. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
87. What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? - A hot-diggity dog!
88. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
89. What do you call a dancing chocolate bar? A chocolaté!
90. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
91. Why did the chocolate go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
92. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?
93. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
94. What do you call a piece of chocolate that tells bad jokes? A choco-late pun!
95. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
96. Because it just couldn't handle the pressure anymore.
97. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!
98. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A chocolate cat.
99. Why did the M&M go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
100. What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!

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