Top 100 College Jokes

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The Top 100 College Jokes List

These are the top 100 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why did the student bring a pencil to the exam? Because he wanted to make a point!
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
6. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
8. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
9. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
10. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? To reach the high notes in his lecture!
11. Why did the student bring a pencil to the exam? Because he wanted to make a point!
12. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
13. Why did the computer take a nap? Because it needed to rest its bytes!
14. Why did the student bring an extra pair of socks to college? In case he had a hole in one!
15. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
16. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
17. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
18. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
21. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
22. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
23. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked!
24. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
25. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
26. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its "byte" size!
27. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
28. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to attend high school!
29. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
30. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
31. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
32. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
33. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
34. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
35. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
36. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
37. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
40. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
41. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
42. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
43. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
44. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
45. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
46. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
47. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
48. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
49. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
50. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
51. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
52. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its "byte" size!
53. Why did the computer science major throw his laptop out the window? He wanted to see if it would get a better connection!
54. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its skills in multitasking!
55. Have you ever noticed that the biggest party animals in college are the squirrels who raid the campus trash cans after midnight?
56. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
57. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
58. In college, your "frenemy" becomes the dreaded 8 am alarm clock that you vow to snooze every single day.
59. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
60. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
61. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
62. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
63. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
64. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
65. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
66. Why did the student bring an extra pair of socks to college? In case he had a hole in one!
67. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
68. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
69. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
70. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
71. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
72. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
73. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
74. Why did the computer take a nap? Because it needed to rest its bytes!
75. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
76. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
77. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
78. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
79. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
80. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
81. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
82. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach new heights in education!
83. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
84. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
85. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
86. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
87. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
88. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
89. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
90. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
91. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
92. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
93. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its processing skills!
94. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
95. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
96. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
97. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
98. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
99. Have you ever noticed that the biggest party animals in college are the squirrels who raid the campus trash cans after midnight?
100. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to attend high school!

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