Top 100 College Jokes

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The Top 100 College Jokes List

These are the top 100 College Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? There was no chemistry!
3. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach new heights in education!
4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
6. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
7. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
8. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
9. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
10. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
12. Why did the computer go to college? Because it wanted to improve its web design skills!
13. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. Why did the student sit on his homework? Because he wanted to be a little more grounded!
15. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
20. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
21. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
22. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
23. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
24. Why did the computer go to college? Because it wanted to improve its web design skills!
25. Have you ever noticed that the biggest party animals in college are the squirrels who raid the campus trash cans after midnight?
26. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach new heights in education!
27. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
28. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
29. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its "byte" size!
30. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
31. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
32. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
33. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
34. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
35. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
36. Why did the physics professor break up with the biology professor? There was no chemistry!
37. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
38. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
39. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
40. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
41. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
42. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
44. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to attend high school!
45. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
46. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
47. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
48. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. Why did the computer go to college? To improve its "byte" size!
51. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
52. Why did the computer science major throw his laptop out the window? He wanted to see if it would get a better connection!
53. Why did the computer go to college? Because it wanted to improve its web design skills!
54. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
55. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
56. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
57. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
58. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
59. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
60. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
61. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
62. Why did the professor bring a pencil to class? Because he wanted to draw his own conclusions!
63. Have you ever noticed that the biggest party animals in college are the squirrels who raid the campus trash cans after midnight?
64. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
65. Why did the geometry teacher break up with the history teacher? Because she found him too obtuse!
66. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
67. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
68. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
69. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
70. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
71. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
72. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
73. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
74. Why did the student bring a ladder to college? Because he wanted to go to high school!
75. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
76. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
77. Why did the college student bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
78. College exams are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but you'll definitely end up sweating.
79. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
80. College is the only place where taking a 20-minute power nap somehow qualifies as self-care.
81. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
82. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
83. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
84. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
85. Why did the scarecrow become a successful college student? Because he was outstanding in his field!
86. The only time you'll see college students running is to catch the campus bus right before it leaves them stranded for another hour.
87. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
88. Have you heard about the new college major called "TikTok Studies"? It's all about mastering the art of procrastination with dance moves!
89. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
90. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!
91. In college, your "frenemy" becomes the dreaded 8 am alarm clock that you vow to snooze every single day.
92. Why did the student bring a backpack full of books to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real page-turner!
93. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
94. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach new heights in education!
95. Why did the professor bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to reach new heights in education!
96. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
97. You know you're in college when ordering pizza at 3 am is considered a well-balanced meal.
98. Why did the computer take a nap? Because it needed to rest its bytes!
99. Why did the college student bring a ladder to class? Because they wanted to go to high school!
100. Why did the math student bring a ruler to the lecture? In case he needed to draw some straight "parallelograms" with the professor!

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