Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 100 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
2. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
3. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
4. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
5. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
6. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
7. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
8. What did the coronavirus say to the flu? "You might be contagious, but I'm the life of the party!"
9. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
10. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
11. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
12. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
13. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
14. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
15. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
16. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
17. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
18. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
19. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
20. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
21. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
22. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
23. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
24. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
25. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
26. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
27. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
28. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
29. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
30. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
31. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
32. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
33. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
34. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
35. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
36. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
37. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
38. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
39. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
40. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
41. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
42. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
43. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
44. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
45. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
46. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
47. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
48. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
49. How does the coronavirus like to travel? In a sickle-cell!
50. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
51. What's a virus's favorite board game? Pandemic!
52. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
53. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
54. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
55. Why did the virus break up with the bacteria? It found someone new that was more its type!
56. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
57. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
58. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
59. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
60. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
61. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
62. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
63. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
64. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
65. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
66. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead the dough for a good cause!
67. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
68. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
69. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
70. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
71. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
72. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
73. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
74. Why don't viruses go to school? They already have enough learning experiences!
75. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
76. What did the coronavirus say to the flu? "You might be contagious, but I'm the life of the party!"
77. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
78. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
79. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
80. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
81. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
82. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
83. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
84. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
85. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
86. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
87. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
88. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
89. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
90. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
91. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
92. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
93. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
94. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
95. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
96. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead the dough for a good cause!
97. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
98. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
99. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
100. Why did the coronavirus break up with the common cold? They just couldn't agree on the symptoms!

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