Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 100 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
2. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
3. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
4. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
5. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
6. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
7. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
8. Why did the virus tell its jokes? It wanted to spread some laughter!
9. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
10. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
11. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
12. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
13. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
14. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
15. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
16. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
17. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
18. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
19. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
20. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
21. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
22. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
23. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
24. Why did the virus join the baseball team? It heard they were great at catching things!
25. What did the coronavirus say to the flu? "We've been through some tough times, but let's not spread negativity!"
26. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
27. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
28. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
29. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom, of course!
30. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
31. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
32. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
33. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
34. Why did the virus tell its jokes? It wanted to spread some laughter!
35. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
36. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
37. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
38. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
39. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
40. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
41. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
42. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
43. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
44. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
45. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
46. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
47. Why did the virus break up with its girlfriend? Because she found someone less contagious!
48. Why did the coronavirus break up with the common cold? They just couldn't agree on the symptoms!
49. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
50. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
51. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
52. Why are ghosts bad at spreading the coronavirus? They always wear their boo-tiful masks!
53. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
54. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
55. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
56. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
57. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
58. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
59. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
60. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
61. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
62. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
63. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
64. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "viral" education!
65. What did the coronavirus say to the flu? "You might be contagious, but I'm the life of the party!"
66. Why did the coronavirus join the choir? To learn how to spread harmony!
67. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
68. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
69. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
70. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
71. Why did the coronavirus fail its driving test? It couldn't stay in its lane!
72. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
73. Why did the virus tell its jokes? It wanted to spread some laughter!
74. Why did the virus go to school? To become a little more virulent!
75. Why did the coronavirus break up with the common cold? They just couldn't agree on the symptoms!
76. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
77. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
78. What did the doctor say to the germ? "You're a little too contagious for my liking!"
79. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
80. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
81. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
82. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
83. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
84. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
85. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the emotional transmission!
86. Why did the virus go to school? To improve its "spread" of knowledge!
87. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
88. How does the coronavirus stay up to date with the latest news? It always keeps an eye on the CDC!
89. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead the dough for a good cause!
90. How does the virus take its coffee? Decaf, because it's already hyper enough!
91. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
92. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
93. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
94. What's a virus's favorite music genre? Contagious beats!
95. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
96. Why did the virus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
97. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
98. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
99. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
100. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!

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