Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes

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The Top 100 Coronavirus Jokes List

These are the top 100 Coronavirus Jokes for 2024.

1. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!
2. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
3. Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other side!
4. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its infectious creativity!
5. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
6. What's a virus's favorite dessert? Lemon-curd immunity!
7. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
8. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
9. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
10. Why did the COVID-19 virus get grounded? It was caught sneezing past curfew!
11. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
12. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
13. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
14. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
15. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
16. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
17. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
18. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
19. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
20. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
21. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
22. What do you get when you cross a dog and a hand sanitizer? A germ shepherd!
23. How does the coronavirus like to travel? In a sickle-cell!
24. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
25. Why did the germ cross the road? To get to the other side!
26. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
27. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
28. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
29. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
30. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
31. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
32. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
33. Why do viruses make terrible comedians? Their jokes always fall flat!
34. How did the coronavirus win the video game? By using its sickle skills!
35. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
36. Why did the coronavirus go to school? It wanted to be a real pain in the class!
37. Why did the coronavirus check into a hotel? It needed a little time off to relax!
38. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
39. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
40. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
41. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
42. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
43. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
44. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
45. What's a virus's favorite board game? Pandemic!
46. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
47. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
48. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
49. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
50. Why did the virus go to the bank? To spread the interest!
51. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
52. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
53. What's a virus's favorite type of math? Multiplication, because it loves splitting up!
54. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
55. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
56. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
57. Why did the coronavirus join the choir? To learn how to spread harmony!
58. Why don't viruses ever win at poker? They always have a tell!
59. What does the coronavirus use to pay for its groceries? Sneezebucks!
60. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
61. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
62. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
63. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
64. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
65. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
66. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
67. How did the coronavirus do on its test? It aced the spread sheet!
68. How does a virus organize its music collection? In alphabetical odor!
69. What did the germ feel when it got squished? De-pressed!
70. How does the coronavirus order its pizza? No touch delivery, please!
71. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
72. What did the virus say to its partner? "We've got to stop spreading ourselves too thin!"
73. Why did the coronavirus break up with the flu? They just didn't have the right chemistry!
74. What did one virus say to the other? "Don’t worry, we'll make a great team!"
75. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom, of course!
76. Why did the computer virus break up with its partner? It just couldn't commit!
77. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It needed more space to replicate!
78. Why did the germ break up with the virus? It found someone more stable!
79. What's a virus's favorite snack? Microchips!
80. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
81. Why did the virus refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're so infectious!
82. How does the virus style its hair? With a split end!
83. How does the coronavirus get around town? Through nose-to-nose contact!
84. Why does the coronavirus like to play cards? Because it always has a few aces up its sleeve!
85. What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The virus shuffle!
86. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job at the bakery? It heard they knead the dough for a good cause!
87. Why did the virus go to art school? Because it wanted to improve its drawing skills!
88. What's a virus’s favorite type of movie? Contagious comedies!
89. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to spread its wings!
90. How do viruses communicate with each other? Through cell phones!
91. Why did the virus break up with its partner? It couldn't find the right connection!
92. How did the coronavirus take over the world? By being the virus-est!
93. Why did the coronavirus bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!
94. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom, of course!
95. Why did the plate refuse to social distance? It always gets too close to the fork!
96. What's a virus's favorite game? Hide and sneeze!
97. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
98. Why did the virus break up with its partner? Because it found someone more infectious!
99. Why did the coronavirus apply for a job? It wanted to be part of the workforce!
100. Why did the virus tell its jokes? It wanted to spread some laughter!

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