Top 100 Cycling Jokes

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The Top 100 Cycling Jokes List

These are the top 100 Cycling Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the bicycle cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
2. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
3. What kind of bike does a scientist ride? A lab-cycle!
4. What did the bicycle say to the car? "You tire me out!"
5. What do you call a cycling joke that’s always flat? A pun that needs some air!
6. Why do cyclists make terrible boxers? They’re always getting caught in a cycle!
7. Why did the bicycle cross the road? To get to the other side!
8. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
9. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? A two-wheeler!
10. Why don't bicycles ever get lost? Because they always follow the right path!
11. Why do cyclists make terrible boxers? They’re always getting caught in a cycle!
12. Why did the bicycle fall over when it started to rain? It was two tired!
13. Why did the bicycle get kicked out of the bar? It couldn't stop wheeling around!
14. What did the bicycle call its long-lost sibling? Re-cycle.
15. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
18. Why did the bike break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the relationship!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too exhausted!
20. Why did the bicycle fall over when it started to rain? It was two tired!
21. Why don't bicycles ever get lost? Because they always follow the right path!
22. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? A two-wheeler!
23. Why did the bicycle get kicked out of the bar? It couldn't stop wheeling around!
24. How does a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired!
25. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired!
26. Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired!
27. What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor!
28. Why did the bicycle refuse to work? It was two-tired!
29. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
30. What kind of bike does a scientist ride? A lab-cycle!
31. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tyred!
32. Why do bicycles fall over after a race? They're two-tired to stand up!
33. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
34. What did the bicycle say to the car? "You tire me out!"
35. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
36. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
37. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
38. What do you call a bike that’s always in a hurry? A speedy cycle!
39. What do you call a bike that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
40. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
41. Why did the bike break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the relationship!
42. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
43. What do you call a bike that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
44. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
45. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
46. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
47. Why do bicycles never blaze a trail? They prefer to tread lightly!
48. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
49. Why do cyclists make terrible boxers? They’re always getting caught in a cycle!
50. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
51. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
52. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
53. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
54. Why did the bike cross the road? To get to the other side!
55. How does a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two-tired!
56. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
57. Why do bicycles never blaze a trail? They prefer to tread lightly!
58. Why did the cyclist bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
59. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired!
60. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
61. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
62. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
63. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
64. Why did the bicycle cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
65. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
66. Why did the cyclist bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
67. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
68. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
69. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
70. What do you call a cyclist who always tells jokes? A pun-derful rider!
71. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired!
72. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was too exhausted!
73. Why do bicycles never blaze a trail? They prefer to tread lightly!
74. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
75. Why can't bicycles stand up by themselves? Because they are two-tired!
76. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
77. Why did the bicycle cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
78. Why do bicycles make great friends? Because they always wheelie understand you!
79. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
80. Why did the cyclist bring a ladder? Because they wanted to reach new heights!
81. What do you call a ghost on a bike? A cycle-punk!
82. What do you call a bike that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!
83. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
84. Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two-tired!
85. Why do bicycles never get lost? They always follow the right path!
86. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
87. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two-tired!
88. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? A two-wheeler!
89. Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two-tired!
90. Why did the bike break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the relationship!
91. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
92. Why did the bike break up with its partner? It couldn't handle the relationship!
93. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
94. What's a cyclist's favorite type of music? Bike-delic!
95. What do you call a bicycle that tells jokes? A pun-der bike!
96. Why did the bike cross the road? To cycle to the other side!
97. Why did the cyclist bring a ladder to the race? Because they wanted to climb the ranks!
98. What did the bicycle say to the car? "You tire me out!"
99. Why did the bicycle keep falling down? It was unbalanced!
100. What do you call a bicycle that can't stand up by itself? Two-tired!

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