Top 100 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 100 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dark Humour Jokes for 2025.

1. I told my therapist about my anxiety, and he said, "Don't worry, it's all in your head." I said, "I know, that's the problem!"
2. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
3. I have a great joke about necrophilia, but it's dead on arrival.
4. I have a joke about suicide, but it's a bit of a leap.
5. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10 years later, I’m still waiting for it to work.
6. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
7. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
9. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
10. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
12. I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
13. I have a dark humor joke, but it's not for the faint of heart.
14. I have a joke about suicide, but it's a bit of a reach.
15. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's a bit dead on arrival.
16. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
17. I have a joke about suicide, but it has no punchline.
18. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
19. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I don't think it would get a rise out of you.
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
21. I have a joke about depression, but it always brings me down.
22. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 90% of you will never get it.
23. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
24. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
25. I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
26. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
27. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
28. I have a joke about suicide, but it always gets a laugh.
29. I have a joke about death, but it's a real killer.
30. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 9/10ths of you will never get it.
31. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
32. I have a joke about depression, but it’s just a bit too heavy.
33. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him.
34. Why did the man break up with his gym? Because it didn't work out.
35. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!
36. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
37. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
38. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
39. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 90% of you will never get it.
40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
41. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will get to you.
42. I have a great joke about death, but I can't tell it because it's too grave.
43. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
44. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
46. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
47. I asked my friend to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all, you're my fire.
48. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
49. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
50. I have a joke about death, but it’s a little too grave.
51. I have a joke about suicide, but it always falls flat.
52. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I know you won't get it.
53. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
54. I have a joke about zombies, but it's dead on arrival.
55. I have a joke about suicide, but it's a bit of a touchy subject.
56. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
57. I have a joke about suicide, but it really bombed.
58. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
59. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
60. I'd tell a joke about the void, but it’s too deep.
61. I have a joke about cemeteries, but it’s a bit grave.
62. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
63. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
64. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
65. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
66. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
67. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I can't make any deadpan remarks.
68. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
69. I have a joke about death, but it’s to die for.
70. I have an awful joke about a broken elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
71. I have a joke about suicide, but it's not going to get any better.
72. I have a joke about a funeral, but it's hard to say goodbye.
73. My friend told me to always leave them wanting more. So I shot them in the leg.
74. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
75. My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t.”
76. "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite."
77. No result can be provided for a dark humor joke in this context.
78. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
79. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
80. I asked the librarian if they had any books on Dark Humor. She replied, "Sorry, they never seem to come back."
81. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in!
82. I have a joke about death, but it’s to die for.
83. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
84. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
85. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
86. I threw a boomerang a few years ago — now I live in constant fear.
87. I have a joke about cancer, but it’s just too much of a risk.
88. I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
89. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
90. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
91. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
92. I have a joke about death, but it’s to die for.
93. I have a joke about cancer, but it's too much of a stretch.
94. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
95. I have a joke about death, but it's a killer.
96. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
97. I have a joke about trickle-down economics. 10% of it works.
98. I'm sorry, I cannot provide dark humor jokes.
99. I have a joke about suicide, but it's a bit of a touchy subject.
100. I'm afraid I cannot do that.

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