Top 100 Dark Humour Jokes

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The Top 100 Dark Humour Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dark Humour Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. I have a dark joke about cremation, but it's just too hot to handle.
3. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
7. I have a joke about suicide, but it always falls flat.
8. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it’s a bit dead.
9. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
11. I'll tell a chemistry joke, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
12. I have a joke aboutuncate a problem, but it’s just too cut-and-dry.
13. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it’s a bit dead.
14. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it didn't get a reaction.
15. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
17. I have a joke about unemployment, but none of my friends can relate.
18. I’d tell you a joke about a graveyard, but it's a bit dead.
19. My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away.
20. I have a joke about diabetes, but it’s a bit sweet.
21. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
22. I wanted to lose weight, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor. He told me to keep eating what I like, just avoid taking the stairs.
23. I threw a boomerang a few years ago — now I live in constant fear.
24. I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
25. I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it, just like my will to live.
26. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... just like my debts.
27. I have a joke about suicide, but it always gets a laugh.
28. I have a joke about death, but it’s a real killer.
29. I have a joke about premature burial, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
30. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
31. I have a joke about suicide, but it’s a bit of a leap.
32. I have a joke about premature burial, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
33. I have a dark joke about a graveyard, but it’s just too dead to share.
34. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
35. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
36. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
37. I have a joke about sad endings, but it will leave you in tears.
38. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10 years later, I’m still waiting for it to reach you.
39. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
40. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
41. "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!"
42. I have a great joke about suicide, but it has a real downside.
43. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
44. I have a joke about death, but it’s to die for.
45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
46. I have a joke about suicide, but it just keeps getting worse.
47. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
48. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
49. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's a bit dead.
50. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
51. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
52. I’d tell you a joke about a graveyard, but it's a bit dead.
53. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
54. I have a great joke about death, but it always kills.
55. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of you will get it.
56. I have a dark humor joke, but it’s a bit of a killer.
57. Why don't graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
58. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
59. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
60. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's only for the dead of night.
61. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
62. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
63. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
64. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
65. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's dead on arrival.
66. An atom lost an electron, it really should keep an ion them.
67. I have an awful joke about a broken elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
68. I have a joke about funerals, but it’s only for the living.
69. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
70. I have a joke about death, but it’s dead on arrival.
71. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet, kind of like my social expectations.
72. I'm afraid I cannot do that.
73. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's only for the dead of night.
74. I have a great joke about depression, but it might bring you down.
75. I have a joke about death, but it's a real killer.
76. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will get to you.
77. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
78. I have a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
79. I threw a boomerang a few years ago — now I live in constant fear.
80. I have a great joke about depression, but it's a real downer.
81. I'm so tired of being broke, I've decided to rob a bank just to put some money in my savings account.
82. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
83. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
84. I have a dark joke about walking into a bar, but it’s just a shadow of its former self.
85. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
86. I’m sorry, I cannot provide dark humor jokes.
87. I can't think of any dark humor jokes that meet your criteria.
88. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
89. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
90. I have a joke about suicide, but it just keeps getting worse.
91. Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time-consuming.
92. I have a joke about sarcasm, but I won’t bother telling you.
93. I have a joke about death, but it’s too grave.
94. I have a great joke about death, but it always gets buried.
95. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
96. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
97. What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coughin'?
98. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... just like my debts.
99. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
100. I have a joke about sarcasm, but I won’t bother telling you.

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