Top 100 Dark Jokes

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The Top 100 Dark Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dark Jokes for 2024.

1. I have a joke about mortality, but it might hit too close to home.
2. I have a joke about death, but it’s a bit of a killer.
3. I have a joke about the Grim Reaper, but it’s to die for.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
6. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
7. I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell you later.
8. I have a joke about ghosts, but it’s just a haunting experience.
9. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
11. I have a fear of elevators, but I take steps to avoid it.
12. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
13. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
14. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
15. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
16. I have a joke about death, but it’s a killer.
17. I have a great joke about death, but it’s a killer.
18. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
19. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
20. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
21. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
22. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will never reach you.
23. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
24. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
25. I have a joke about burial plots, but it’s a little deep.
26. I wish I could be a kid again. Skipping stones across the pond and avoiding the consequences of being a grown-up.
27. I have a joke about a cemetery, but I think people are just dying to get in.
28. I'm afraid I can't do that.
29. I have a dark joke about death, but it's a real killer.
30. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
31. I have a joke about suicide, but it's a bit of a stretch.
32. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
33. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
34. I have a joke about death, but it's a bit of a killer.
35. I have a dark joke about cremation, but it's a burning issue.
36. I have a joke that’s so dark, it’s like a black hole; once you go in, you can’t come back out.
37. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
38. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
39. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
40. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
41. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
42. I have a joke about depression, but it’s a bit of a downer.
43. If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
44. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
45. I’d tell you a dead baby joke, but it’s quite a stretch.
46. I have a joke about death, but it’s not for the faint of heart.
47. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
48. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will go over your head.
49. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
50. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
51. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
52. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
53. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
54. I have a joke about death, but it’s not for the faint of heart.
55. I'm afraid I can't do that.
56. I'm reading a book on the history of glue; I just can't seem to put it down.
57. I threw a boomerang a few years ago... I live in constant fear.
58. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
59. I have a joke about necrophilia, but it's dead on arrival.
60. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
61. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
62. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
63. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
64. I have a joke about death, but it's to die for.
65. I told my therapist about my addiction to soap. He said, "You need to lather up and wash it away."
66. I'm sorry, I cannot provide that content.
67. I have a joke about cannibalism, but I can't share it until I get a bite.
68. I have a joke about ghosts, but it’s just a haunting experience.
69. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
70. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of you will get it.
71. I'm sorry, I cannot provide that content.
72. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
73. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real scream!
74. I have a joke about necrophilia, but I'm afraid it might be a little dead on arrival.
75. I have a joke about suicide, but it’s a bit of a stretch.
76. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
77. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
78. I have a joke about death, but it’s not for the faint of heart.
79. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
80. I have a joke about the Grim Reaper, but it’s to die for.
81. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
82. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
83. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
84. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
85. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.
86. I have a great joke about necrophilia, but it's a bit dead.
87. I have a dark joke about cremation, but it's a burning issue.
88. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
89. I have a joke about death, but it’s not for the faint of heart.
90. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
91. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
92. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
93. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10% of it will never reach you.
94. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
95. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 10 years later, it won't make any sense.
96. Why did the vegetable become a private investigator? Because it wanted to go undercover.
97. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
98. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
99. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
100. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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