Top 100 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 100 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
2. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
3. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
4. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
5. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
6. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
7. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
8. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
9. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
10. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
11. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
12. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
13. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
14. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
15. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
16. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
17. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
18. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
19. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
20. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
21. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
22. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
23. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
24. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
25. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
26. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
27. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
28. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
29. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
30. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
31. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
32. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
33. How does a Democrat stay warm during winter? They embrace the left wing!
34. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
35. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
36. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
37. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
38. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
39. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
40. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
41. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
42. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
43. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
44. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
45. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
46. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
47. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
48. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
49. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
50. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
51. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
52. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
53. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
54. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
55. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
56. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
57. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
58. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
59. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
60. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
61. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
62. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
63. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
64. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
65. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
66. Why did the Democrat go to the art gallery? They wanted to paint a picture of change!
67. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
68. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
69. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
70. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
71. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
72. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
73. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
74. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
75. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
76. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
77. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
78. Did you hear about the Democrat who opened a bakery? They specialized in blueberry pies for the blue states!
79. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
80. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
81. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
82. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
83. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
84. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
85. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
86. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
87. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
88. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
89. How does a Democrat stay warm during winter? They embrace the left wing!
90. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
91. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
92. How does a Democrat make decisions? They vote on it!
93. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
94. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
95. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
96. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
97. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
98. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
99. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
100. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!

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