Top 100 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 100 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
2. Why did the Democrat go to the art gallery? They wanted to paint a picture of change!
3. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
4. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
5. Why did the Republican refuse to play chess? They kept trying to enact "checkmate and balances"!
6. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
7. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
8. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
9. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
10. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
11. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
12. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
13. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
14. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
15. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
16. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
17. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
18. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
19. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
20. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
21. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? Because they wanted to cultivate the roots of democracy!
22. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
23. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
24. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
25. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
26. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
27. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
28. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
29. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
30. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
31. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
32. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
33. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
34. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
35. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
36. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
37. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
38. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
39. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
40. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
41. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
42. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
43. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
44. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
45. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
46. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
47. Why did the Democrat go to the bank? To check their balance on social issues!
48. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
49. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
50. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
51. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
52. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
53. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
54. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
55. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
56. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
57. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
58. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
59. Why did the Republican refuse to play chess? They kept trying to enact "checkmate and balances"!
60. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
61. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
62. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
63. Why did the Democrat refuse to play cards? Because they were afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
64. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
65. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
66. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
67. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
68. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
69. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
70. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
71. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
72. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
73. Why did the Democrat go to the bank? To check their balance on social issues!
74. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
75. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
76. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
77. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
78. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
79. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
80. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the meeting? Because they wanted to draw a better conclusion!
81. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
82. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
83. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
84. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
85. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
86. How does a Democrat decorate their house? With a blue wave of style!
87. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
88. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
89. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
90. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
91. What did the Democrat say to the activist? Let's march to the beat of progress!
92. Why was the Democrat always calm? Because they knew how to keep their cool in a heated debate!
93. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
94. What do you call a Democrat with a sense of humor? A laughingstock!
95. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
96. Why did the Democrat start a bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough while rising to the occasion!
97. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
98. How does a Democrat like their coffee? With a touch of liberalism!
99. What did the Democrat say to the Republican at the baseball game? We need to work on our pitch, from both sides of the aisle!
100. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!

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