Top 100 Democrat Jokes

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The Top 100 Democrat Jokes List

These are the top 100 Democrat Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
2. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
3. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
4. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
5. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
6. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
7. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
8. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
9. Why did the Democrat write a book? To turn the page on outdated policies!
10. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
11. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
12. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
13. Why did the Democrat go to the art gallery? They wanted to paint a picture of change!
14. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
15. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
16. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
17. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
18. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
19. What did the Democrat say to the voter? Donkey vote for me!
20. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
21. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
22. How does a Democrat make decisions? They vote on it!
23. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
24. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
25. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
26. How does a Democrat stay energized during a campaign? They tap into the power of renewable enthusiasm!
27. Did you hear about the Democrat who opened a bakery? They specialized in blueberry pies for the blue states!
28. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
29. Why did the Republican refuse to play chess? They kept trying to enact "checkmate and balances"!
30. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
31. Why did the Democrat go to the baseball game? They wanted to root for the left fielder!
32. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
33. Why did the Democrat bring a donkey to the party? They wanted a jackass as their mascot!
34. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
35. What's a Democrat's favorite type of music? Swing!
36. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
37. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
38. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
39. Why did the Democrat join the circus? They wanted to juggle the issues!
40. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
41. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a comedian? They specialized in politically correct jokes!
42. Why did the Democrat become a gardener? They wanted to nurture the seeds of change!
43. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
44. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
45. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
46. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
47. Why did the Democrat go to the doctor? They needed a dose of political immunity!
48. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
49. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
50. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the election? To raise the polls!
51. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
52. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
53. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
54. What did the Democrat say to the Republican in the comedy club? Let's put the "party" back in bipartisan!
55. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
56. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
57. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
58. Why did the Democrat start a band? They wanted to hit the right note with voters!
59. How does a Democrat handle setbacks? They don't retreat; they regroup and advance!
60. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
61. What did the Democrat say to the GOP at the Thanksgiving table? Let's pass some bipartisan gravy!
62. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
63. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
64. Why did the Democrat get a job at the zoo? They wanted to work with all the other left-leaning animals!
65. Why did the Democrat run for office? They wanted to democratize politics!
66. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? To reach their high hopes!
67. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they had to draw some conclusions!
68. What did the Democrat say to the environment? Let's make this world a blue and green place!
69. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
70. Why did the Democrat always carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a clear line!
71. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
72. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
73. How does a Democrat navigate through a maze? By following the path to equality at every turn!
74. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
75. What did the Democrat say to the undecided voter? You're in good company – I'm still deciding too!
76. Why did the Democrat dance with their ballot? They wanted a swing state!
77. Why did the Democrat bring a broom to the meeting? Because they wanted to sweep the issues under the rug!
78. Why did the Democrat cross the aisle? The other side looked greener!
79. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
80. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
81. Why did the Democrat bring a donkey to the party? They wanted a jackass as their mascot!
82. How does a Democrat relax? They kick back with a stack of progressive books!
83. Why did the Democrat bring a donkey to the party? They wanted a jackass as their mascot!
84. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? They wanted to draw attention!
85. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
86. Why did the Democrat become a chef? To whip up bipartisan support!
87. How does a Democrat fish? They cast their net wide for votes!
88. Why did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
89. How does a Democrat handle stress? They vote it away!
90. What did the Democrat plant in their garden? Liberty cabbage!
91. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
92. What did the Democrat say to the pessimist? Donkey lose hope – things will get better!
93. How does a Democrat make decisions? They vote on it!
94. Why did the Democrat bring a pencil to the debate? To draw the line on the issues!
95. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
96. Why did the Democrat sit on a clock? They wanted to be on time for the change!
97. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!
98. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
99. Why did the Democrat bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
100. Did you hear about the Democrat who became a magician? They made the legislative process disappear!

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