Top 100 Dinosaur Jokes

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The Top 100 Dinosaur Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dinosaur Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
2. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for granite!
3. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
4. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
5. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
6. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
7. What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
8. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
9. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
10. What did the prehistoric cow use to pay the rent? Bulbasauruschecks!
11. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
12. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
13. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
14. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
15. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
16. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
17. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
18. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
19. What do you call a dinosaur that is just too good at basketball? A dunk-a-saurus!
20. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
21. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
22. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
23. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the party? Because he wanted to tie the dino-saur-loose!
24. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
25. What do you call a dinosaur that farts? A toot-a-saurus!
26. Why did the dinosuar refuse to wear a crown? Because he didn't want to be a la-saurus!
27. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
28. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
29. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
30. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
31. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
32. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
33. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
34. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
35. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? To improve his dino-smile!
36. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
37. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? To improve his dino-smile!
38. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
39. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
40. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
41. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
42. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
43. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
44. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
45. What do you call a dinosaur that is a detective? A snoozeraptor!
46. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
47. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
48. How can you tell if a stegosaurus is in bed with you? You have places of discomfort!
49. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your refrigerator? Because the door won’t close!
50. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
51. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
52. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
53. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
54. Why did the T-Rex start an online dating profile? Because he couldn't find a match in real life!
55. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
56. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
57. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
58. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!
59. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!
60. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
61. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
62. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps all the time? A dino-snore!
63. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
64. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Thesaurus!
65. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
66. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
67. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
68. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
69. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
70. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for granite!
71. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
72. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
73. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
74. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
75. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
76. What did the dinosaur use to build his house? Reptiles!
77. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkysaurus!
78. How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose is touching the ceiling!
79. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
80. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
81. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
82. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
83. What do you get when a dinosaur drives through a red light? T-Rex-iting!
84. What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet!
85. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
86. Why did the dinosaur bring toilet paper to the party? Because he heard they were going to have a dino-sore butt!
87. What do you call a dinosaur that is a great musician? A slab of rock!
88. What do you call a dinosaur that is an expert in math? A math-raptor!
89. Why did the dinosaur go to the dentist? To improve his dino-smile!
90. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She was taking him for granite!
91. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent!
92. What do you call a dinosaur that is a magician? A dino-mite!
93. What do you call a dinosaur that farts? A toot-a-saurus!
94. How do dinosaurs pay their bills? With Tyrannosaurus checks!
95. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? Dino-mite!
96. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
97. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
98. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? Thesaurus!
99. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
100. Why did the dinosaur cross the road twice? Because he was a "2-tyrannosaurus"!

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