Top 100 Disney Jokes

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The Top 100 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 100 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
2. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
3. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
4. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
5. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
6. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
7. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
8. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
9. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
10. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!
11. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
12. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
13. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
14. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
15. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
16. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
17. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
18. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
19. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
20. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
21. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
22. Why did Dumbo get kicked out of the circus? Because he kept going out of his element!
23. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
24. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
25. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
26. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
27. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
28. Why did Dumbo get kicked out of the circus? Because he kept going out of his element!
29. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
30. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
31. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
32. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
33. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
34. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
35. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
36. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
37. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
38. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
39. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
40. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
41. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
42. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
43. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
44. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
45. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
46. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
47. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
48. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
49. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
50. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
51. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
52. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
53. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
54. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
55. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
56. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
57. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
58. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
59. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
60. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
61. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
62. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
63. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
64. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
65. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
66. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
67. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
68. Why did Woody bring a lasso to the art show? To "draw" attention to his roping skills!
69. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
70. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
71. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
72. Why did Pluto go to obedience school? He wanted to earn his "Good Boy" badge!
73. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
74. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
75. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
76. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
77. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
78. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
79. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
80. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
81. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
82. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
83. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
84. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
85. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
86. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be"
87. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
88. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
89. Why did Woody bring a lasso to the art show? To "draw" attention to his roping skills!
90. Why did Simba's story always make him cry? Because it was a real tear-jerker!
91. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be
92. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
93. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
94. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
95. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
96. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
97. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
98. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she always ran away from the ball!
99. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
100. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!

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