Top 100 Disney Jokes

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The Top 100 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 100 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
2. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
3. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
4. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
5. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
6. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!
7. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
8. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
9. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
10. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
11. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
12. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
13. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
14. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
15. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
16. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
17. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
18. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
19. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
20. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
21. What did Genie say to Aladdin when he lost his glasses? "I can't help you see things clearly now!"
22. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
23. What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!
24. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
25. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
26. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
27. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!
28. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
29. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
30. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
31. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
32. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
33. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
34. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
35. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
36. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
37. How does Tinkerbell get around the House of Mouse? She flies with pixie dust Express!
38. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
39. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
40. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
41. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
42. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
43. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
44. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
45. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
46. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
47. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
48. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
49. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
50. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
51. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
52. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
53. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
54. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
55. How does the Cheshire Cat always win at poker? He can always show his poker face!
56. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
57. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
58. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
59. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
60. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
61. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
62. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
63. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
64. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
65. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
66. How does Peter Pan always know the time? He never wants to grow up, so he stays young at heart!
67. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
68. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
69. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
70. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
71. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
72. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
73. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
74. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
75. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
76. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
77. What kind of car does Lightning McQueen drive in the rain? A car-toon!
78. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
79. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
80. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
81. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
82. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
83. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
84. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
85. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
86. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
87. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
88. How does Rapunzel keep track of her appointments? She always lets down her schedule!
89. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
90. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
91. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
92. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
93. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
94. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
95. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
96. What do you call a group of Disney villains having a party? A wicked gathering!
97. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
98. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
99. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
100. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!

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