Top 100 Disney Jokes

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The Top 100 Disney Jokes List

These are the top 100 Disney Jokes for 2024.

1. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
2. Why did Simba's father go to the computer repair shop? He had trouble with his "mouse"!
3. How did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
4. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
5. What kind of car does Lightning McQueen drive in the rain? A car-toon!
6. Why did Mufasa start a gardening business? Because he wanted to be the king of the crops!
7. Why did Dumbo get kicked out of the circus? Because he kept going out of his element!
8. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
9. How does Snow White keep her room clean? With the help of her seven dwarfs, of course!
10. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
11. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh!
12. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
13. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
14. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
15. Why did Pluto go to obedience school? He wanted to earn his "Good Boy" badge!
16. Why did Dumbo get dropped from the circus? Because he kept falling asleep on the job!
17. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
18. What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the internet? A new web browser!
19. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
20. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
21. Why did Peter Pan fly to Neverland? Because it was easier than taking the train!
22. What kind of car does Lightning McQueen drive in the rain? A car-toon!
23. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
24. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
25. Why did Cinderella fail at tennis? Because she couldn't serve!
26. How does Buzz Lightyear get his hair to stay perfectly in place? He uses "to-infinity-and-beyond" hair gel!
27. What do you call a group of musical Disney characters? A band of Disney notes!
28. Why did the Jungle Book get a sequel? Because it was a bear-y good story!
29. Why did Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands!
30. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
31. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
32. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
33. What's Goofy's favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
34. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
35. What did Lady and the Tramp name their puppy? A little spaghetti!
36. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
37. What do you call a group of musical Disney characters? A band of Disney notes!
38. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
39. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
40. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
41. What did Cinderella say when her dress was ruined? "This is a glass slipper-s!"
42. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
43. Why did Dumbo get pulled over? Because he couldn't stop flapping his ears!
44. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
45. Why did Tiana become a chef instead of a dancer? She was tired of being green and limber all the time!
46. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
47. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
48. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
49. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
50. What did Cinderella say when her dress was ruined? "This is a glass slipper-s!"
51. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
52. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
53. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
54. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
55. Why did Mickey go to space? To visit Pluto!
56. Why did Dumbo take a job at the circus? Because he wanted to earn his wings!
57. Why did the Fairy Godmother get a promotion? Because she always made things happen with a wave of her wand!
58. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
59. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't show up? "One moment, I'm going to the ball!"
60. What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? Wendy's!
61. What happened when Dory went to a party? She kept forgetting where the punchline was!
62. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!
63. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!
64. Why did the Beast go to therapy? To work on his emotional roar!
65. How does Alice keep up with the White Rabbit? She follows him down the rabbit hole!
66. Why was Elsa afraid to hold a balloon? Because she was afraid to "let it go"!
67. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
68. How does Stitch stay in shape? He does extra-terrestrial workouts!
69. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
70. Why did Mufasa always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw the line!
71. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
72. Why did Ariel go to the seafood restaurant? She heard they served fish-tales!
73. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
74. Why did Goofy go to art school? To learn how to draw a blank!
75. What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? "One day my prints will come!"
76. Why did Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands!
77. How did Snow White feel when she was at the top of the ferris wheel? She was a little grumpy!
78. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
79. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
80. Why did Peter Pan always fly? He neverlands!
81. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
82. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball!
83. What's Minnie Mouse's favorite kind of cheese? Swiss, because it's so hole-y!
84. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
85. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team? Because she kept running away from the ball!
86. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
87. Why did Woody bring a lasso to the art show? To "draw" attention to his roping skills!
88. Why did Elsa go to school? To learn how to let it go!
89. What did Simba say during the scary movie? "I can't wait to get to the Roar-ables!"
90. How does Alice keep her hair so neat and tidy in Wonderland? She uses mad-hair products!
91. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he's in disguise? An undercover mouse!
92. Why did Mufasa always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw the line!
93. What did Baloo say when Mowgli asked him how to become a strong leader? "Just be yourself!"
94. What did Lady and the Tramp name their puppy? A little spaghetti!
95. What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra!
96. What do you call a Snow White who becomes a detective? Sher-wood!
97. What's Captain Hook's favorite restaurant? Long John Silver's, of course!
98. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
99. Why couldn't Elsa maintain a relationship? She let it go!
100. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto!

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