Top 100 Dog Jokes

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The Top 100 Dog Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dog Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
2. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
3. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
4. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
5. What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A labracadabrador!
6. What do you call a cold dog? A pupsicle!
7. Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because they have two left feet!
8. What do you call a dog who loves to eat dessert? A puddinghound!
9. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
10. What do you call a dog who wins a Nobel Prize? A labra-genius!
11. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
12. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
13. Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? He didn't want to be a pedestrian!
14. Why did the dog take a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
15. What do you call a dog that loves indulging in the sun? A hot dog!
16. What do you call a dog who loves car rides? A bark-seat driver!
17. Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? He didn't want to be a pedestrian!
18. What do you call a dog that loves to play fetch? A retriever!
19. Why don't dogs use smartphones? They already have "collar" ID!
20. What's a dog's favorite city? New Yorkie!
21. How do you catch a runaway dog? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a mailman!
22. What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer? A labrador retriever!
23. What do you call a dog that likes indulging in a good book? A labradorary!
24. Why do dogs make terrible musicians? They have too much bark and not enough bite!
25. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
26. What do you call a dog that loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!
27. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
28. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
29. What's a dog's favorite city? New Yorkie!
30. What do you call a puppy that loves to swim? A submersion!
31. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
32. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
33. Why don't dogs ever finish their novels? They always get writer's bark!
34. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
35. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
36. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
37. What do you call a dog that loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!
38. Why did the dog run in circles? He was chasing his tail!
39. Why did the dog join the circus? He wanted to be a woofer!
40. What do you call a dog in a submarine? A sub-woofer!
41. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
42. How do you know if a dog is a doctor? He has a bark-terate degree!
43. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
44. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
45. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
46. Why don't dogs ever finish their novels? They always get writer's bark!
47. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
48. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
49. Why did the Dalmatian go to school? To get a spot in the honor roll!
50. Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because they have two left feet!
51. What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A sub-wag-rine!
52. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!"
53. Why did the dog join the circus? He wanted to be a woofer!
54. What do you call a dog that loves to play fetch? A retriever!
55. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
56. Why did the Dalmatian go to school? To get a spot in the honor roll!
57. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
58. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
59. What do you call a dog who loves car rides? A bark-seat driver!
60. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
61. What do you call a dog who loves to eat dessert? A puddinghound!
62. What do you call a dog that likes indulging in a good book? A labradorary!
63. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
64. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
65. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
66. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
67. Why do dogs make terrible musicians? They have too much bark and not enough bite!
68. What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer? A labrador retriever!
69. What do you call a dog in the summer? A hot dog!
70. Why do dogs make terrible musicians? They have too much bark and not enough bite!
71. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? It's a ruff draft!
72. What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer? A labrador retriever!
73. Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!
74. How do you make a dog stop barking in the backyard? Put him in the "bark" house!
75. What do you call a dog that loves indulging in the sun? A hot dog!
76. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
77. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
78. How do you know if a dog is a doctor? He has a bark-terate degree!
79. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
80. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
81. How do dog detectives solve crimes? They sniff out the clues!
82. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
83. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
84. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
85. What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones!
86. How do you catch a runaway dog? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a mailman!
87. What do you call a dog who loves to clean? A germ retriever!
88. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
89. Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!
90. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
91. What do you call a dog that loves indulging in the sun? A hot dog!
92. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
93. Why do dogs make terrible office workers? They always paws for breaks!
94. What do you call a dog who loves to clean? A germ retriever!
95. Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? He didn't want to be a pedestrian!
96. Why did the dog join the circus? He wanted to be a woofer!
97. What do you call a dog who wins a Nobel Prize? A labra-genius!
98. Why don't dogs use smartphones? They already have "collar" ID!
99. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
100. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!

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