Top 100 Dog Jokes

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The Top 100 Dog Jokes List

These are the top 100 Dog Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a dog that loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!
2. What do you call a dog in a submarine? A sub-woofer!
3. What do you call a puppy that loves to swim? A submersion!
4. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
5. What do you call a dog who loves car rides? A bark-seat driver!
6. What do you call a cold dog? A pupsicle!
7. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
8. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
9. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
10. Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? He didn't want to be a pedestrian!
11. What do you call a dog in the winter? A chili dog!
12. Why do dogs always chase after their tails? They're trying to make both ends meet!
13. Why did the Dalmatian go to school? To get a spot in the honor roll!
14. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
15. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's their bark-ter instinct!
16. What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A sub-wag-rine!
17. What do you call a dog that loves to play fetch? A retriever!
18. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
19. What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones!
20. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
21. How do dog detectives solve crimes? They sniff out the clues!
22. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
23. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
24. How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair!
25. What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer? A labrador retriever!
26. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
27. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
28. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's their bark-ter instinct!
29. Why do dogs make terrible musicians? They have too much bark and not enough bite!
30. What do you call a dog who loves car rides? A bark-seat driver!
31. What do you call a dog in the winter? A chili dog!
32. How do dogs communicate during the holidays? They send bark cards!
33. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
34. Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The retail store!
35. "Why was the dog such a bad DJ? Because he had a "ruff" time scratching!"
36. What do you call a dog that likes indulging in a good book? A labradorary!
37. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
38. How do you catch a runaway dog? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a mailman!
39. What do you call a dog who loves to eat dessert? A puddinghound!
40. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
41. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
42. Why did the dog join the circus? He wanted to be a woofer!
43. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
44. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
45. Why do dogs make terrible office workers? They always paws for breaks!
46. What do you call a dog that loves to play fetch? A retriever!
47. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
48. Why do dogs always chase after their tails? They're trying to make both ends meet!
49. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
50. Why do dogs always chase after their tails? They're trying to make both ends meet!
51. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? It's a ruff draft!
52. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
53. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
54. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
55. What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A sub-wag-rine!
56. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
57. What do you call a dog in the winter? A chili dog!
58. Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The retail store!
59. What do you call a dog in the winter? A chili dog!
60. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
61. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
62. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
63. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
64. What do you call a dog in a submarine? A sub-woofer!
65. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
66. What do you call a dog who loves to cook? A foodie hound!
67. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador!
68. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
69. How do dog groomers get paid? With wag-es!
70. What do you call a dog who wins a Nobel Prize? A labra-genius!
71. What do you call a detective dog? Sherlock Bones!
72. Why don't dogs use smartphones? They already have "collar" ID!
73. Why do dogs make terrible dancers? Because they have two left feet!
74. What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A sub-wag-rine!
75. What do you call a dog who loves to take baths? A shampoo-dle!
76. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? It's a ruff draft!
77. How do dogs communicate during the holidays? They send bark cards!
78. What do you call a dog who loves to eat dessert? A puddinghound!
79. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
80. How do you catch a runaway dog? Hide in a bush and make a noise like a mailman!
81. Why did the dog sit in the shade? To avoid "barking" burns!
82. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
83. What is a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni!
84. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
85. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
86. What do you call a dog who loves to swim? A sub-wag-rine!
87. What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A labracadabrador!
88. Why did the dog wear sunglasses? He had a case of the "ruff" eyes!
89. What do you call a dog that's a musician? A barker!
90. How do dogs communicate during the holidays? They send bark cards!
91. How do dog detectives solve crimes? They sniff out the clues!
92. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!
93. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? "Ruff!"
94. What do you call a dog that's a stand-up comedian? A funny bone!
95. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
96. What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A labracadabrador!
97. Why did the dog join the circus? He wanted to be a woofer!
98. Why did the dog sit in the middle of the road? He didn't want to be a pedestrian!
99. Why did the dog run in circles? He was chasing his tail!
100. What do you get if you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!

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