Top 100 Farm Jokes

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The Top 100 Farm Jokes List

These are the top 100 Farm Jokes for 2024.

1. What game do farmers love to play?
2. Lots of little bo-peep shows!
3. "Put it on my bill!"
4. Because they are always making foul shots!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. What do you get when you cross a farm and a music festival?
7. Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. Because they lactose!
9. With a ham!
10. Because he wanted to grow a watermellon!
11. Why don't farmers play hide and seek?
12. Hay-tionary!
13. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the bar?
14. "Put it on my bill!"
15. "You’re a-maize-ing!"
16. Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
18. What do you get when you cross a farm and a music festival?
19. Because their jokes always land well!
20. A mathemachicken!
21. A poacher!
22. Why do farmers make great comedians?
23. A "corn"troversy!
24. He wanted to help others grow!
25. "Oh, just my luck!"
26. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
27. How does a farmer find a good location?
28. Because it saw the salad dressing!
29. What game do farmers love to play?
30. Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
31. They like to go in the moooocean!
32. "Oh, just my luck!"
33. Because their jokes always land well!
34. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
35. "Put it on my bill!"
36. How do you catch a runaway pig?
37. Why did the tractor break up with the plow?
38. Why are farmers so good at their jobs?
39. A mathemachicken!
40. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
41. You put a little boogie in it!
42. What did the corn say to the farmer?
43. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
44. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
45. Because he had perfect "pitch"!
46. What did the corn say to the farmer?
47. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
48. Why do farmers make great comedians?
49. It found someone a little more "cultivated"!
50. They have a lot of thyme!
51. They read the moos-paper!
52. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
53. They like to go in the moooocean!
54. Why did the tractor break up with the plow?
55. What do cows like to do at the beach?
56. What do you call a farmer who counts cows?
57. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
58. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
59. He uses his “crop” map!
60. He uses his “crop” map!
61. Why did the chicken join a band?
62. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
63. Why did the chicken join a band?
64. He brings his own hay!
65. He uses his “crop” map!
66. Why do tamales always get invited to farm parties?
67. Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
68. Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
69. Because he was outstanding in his field!
70. With a ham!
71. They read the moos-paper!
72. What do you call an argument between two farmers?
73. "You’re a-maize-ing!"
74. A Ford F-150!
75. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
76. How do you fix a broken tomato?
77. Why did the farmer give his cow a cell phone?
78. "Where are you 'moo'-ving?"
79. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
80. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
81. How do you catch a runaway pig?
82. Because he felt like he was "over" dressed!
83. Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
84. What's a cowboy's favorite car?
85. Why did the potato sit down?
86. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
87. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
88. Baaa-dminton!
89. So she could stay in "moo-d" with the herd!
90. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
91. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
92. He wanted to help others grow!
93. Because it saw the salad dressing!
94. What do cows like to do at the beach?
95. "Where are you 'moo'-ving?"
96. Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
97. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the bar?
98. What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
99. Anything with a good beat!
100. "Oh, just my luck!"

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