Top 100 Farm Jokes

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The Top 100 Farm Jokes List

These are the top 100 Farm Jokes for 2024.

1. How do you know if a farmer is at a party?
2. It found someone a little more "cultivated"!
3. How do farmers party?
4. Why do tamales always get invited to farm parties?
5. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
6. Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
8. How do you make a wheat tissue dance?
9. A poacher!
10. How does a farmer find a good location?
11. What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
12. Because they are always making foul shots!
13. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
14. Why did the chicken join a band?
15. He wanted to help others grow!
16. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
18. Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. Because he wanted to grow a watermellon!
20. A "neigh"-gotiator!
21. Why did the farmer give his cow a cell phone?
22. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
23. What did the farmer say after his tractor broke down?
24. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
25. A Ford F-150!
26. Because it had the drumsticks!
27. Why do tamales always get invited to farm parties?
28. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
29. Why don’t scientists trust atoms in a farm?
30. What did the farmer say to his cow when it got lost?
31. Why did the farmer adopt a pig?
32. "Put it on my bill!"
33. Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. Because he wanted a squeal friend!
35. Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
36. What did the corn say to the farmer?
37. What do you call an educated cow?
38. Why do tamales always get invited to farm parties?
39. Lots of little bo-peep shows!
40. Why did the potato sit down?
41. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
42. He brings his own hay!
43. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
44. Anything with a good beat!
45. Why are chickens so good at basketball?
46. With tomato paste!
47. Because they lactose!
48. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
49. Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the bar?
50. They have a lot of thyme!
51. Because their jokes always land well!
52. They turnip the beet!
53. Why are farmers so good at their jobs?
54. Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
55. What did the farmer say to his cow when it got lost?
56. Because they are always making foul shots!
57. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
58. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
59. So she could stay in "moo-d" with the herd!
60. They like to go in the moooocean!
61. Why do farmers make great comedians?
62. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
63. He brings his own hay!
64. Why did the farmer start a gardening blog?
65. What do you call a horse that forges documents?
66. "Put it on my bill!"
67. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
68. What did the corn say to the farmer?
69. Why do farmers make great comedians?
70. What’s a farmer’s favorite type of music?
71. Why did the potato sit down?
72. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
73. What do you call an educated cow?
74. Why did the farmer plant a seed in the pond?
75. He wanted to help others grow!
76. Why did the farmer plant a seed in the pond?
77. What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
78. Because he was outstanding in his field!
79. Why did the farmer wear overalls?
80. He brings his own hay!
81. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
82. A poacher!
83. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?
84. A poacher!
85. What do you call an educated cow?
86. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. A Ford F-150!
88. They have a lot of thyme!
89. What’s a sheep’s favorite game?
90. A moo-tivated student!
91. A poacher!
92. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
93. Squash!
94. Because they bring the "fiesta"!
95. Why did the farmer give his cow a cell phone?
96. Why did the chicken join a band?
97. Why did the melon jump into the lake?
98. Why did the chicken join a band?
99. What did the farmer say to his cow when it got lost?
100. Why did the farmer give his cow a cell phone?

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