Top 100 Food Jokes

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The Top 100 Food Jokes List

These are the top 100 Food Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
2. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
4. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
5. What do you get when you drop a potato? Mash!
6. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
8. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
9. How do you make a watermelon nap? You rockmelon!
10. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
11. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
12. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
15. Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter!
16. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
17. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
18. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
21. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
22. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
23. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
24. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
25. What did the lettuce say to the celery? "Are you stalking me?"
26. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
27. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
28. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
29. Why did the burger go to the gym? He wanted better buns!
30. Why did the kitchen floor blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
31. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
32. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
33. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
34. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
35. Why did the kitchen floor blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter!
37. What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "Quit loafing around!"
38. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
39. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
40. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!
41. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
42. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they'd crack each other up!
43. Why did the kitchen floor blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
44. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
46. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
47. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They just couldn't find thyme!
48. What's a potato's favorite song? "Eye of the Spud-er" by Survivor!
49. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
50. How do you make a watermelon nap? You rockmelon!
51. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
52. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll!
53. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy!
54. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
55. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
56. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
57. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
58. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
59. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
60. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
61. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
62. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
63. Why did the salad go to the studio? To get its dressing!
64. Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter!
65. What did the bread say to the loaf? "You’re the yeast I can do!"
66. What's a potato's favorite song? "Eye of the Spud-er" by Survivor!
67. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
68. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
69. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
70. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
71. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
72. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
73. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
74. What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "Quit loafing around!"
75. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
76. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it with jokes!
77. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!
78. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They just couldn't find thyme!
79. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
80. Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter!
81. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
82. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll!
83. What did the chef say to the tomato? "Lettuce turnip the beet!"
84. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
85. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
86. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
87. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
89. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
90. What's a potato's favorite song? "Eye of the Spud-er" by Survivor!
91. How do you make a watermelon nap? You rockmelon!
92. Why did the burger go to the gym? He wanted better buns!
93. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
94. Why did the lettuce win the race? It was a head!
95. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
96. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
97. What did the bread say to the loaf? "You’re the yeast I can do!"
98. What do you get when you drop a potato? Mash!
99. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
100. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

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