Top 100 Food Jokes

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The Top 100 Food Jokes List

These are the top 100 Food Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you get when you drop a potato? Mash!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
6. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
7. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
9. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
12. What do you get when you drop a potato? Mash!
13. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!
14. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
15. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
16. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it with jokes!
17. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
18. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
19. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
20. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
21. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it with jokes!
22. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
23. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
24. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
25. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
28. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
29. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
30. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!
31. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
32. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!
33. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
34. Why did the lettuce win the race? It was a head!
35. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
36. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
37. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
38. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
39. What's a potato's favorite song? "Eye of the Spud-er" by Survivor!
40. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
41. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
43. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
44. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
45. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
46. Why did the chef break up with their partner? They just couldn't find thyme!
47. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
48. Why did the bread break up with the butter? Because it found someone butter!
49. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
50. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
51. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
52. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
53. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
54. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
55. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
56. Why did the lettuce win the race? It was a head!
57. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
58. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
59. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi!
60. Did you hear about the garlic who won the cooking competition? He was the head seasoning!
61. How do you make a watermelon nap? You rockmelon!
62. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
63. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
64. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!
65. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
66. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy!
67. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
68. What did the bread say to the loaf? "You’re the yeast I can do!"
69. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
70. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fun-gi!
71. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
72. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
73. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing!
74. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy!
75. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
76. Why did the tomato turn to the eggplant? Because it couldn't ketchup!
77. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy!
78. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!
79. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
80. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? He was on a roll!
81. What did the bread say to the loaf? "You’re the yeast I can do!"
82. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
83. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
84. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
85. What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "Quit loafing around!"
86. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing!
87. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
88. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
89. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the party? Because he was a fun guy!
90. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
91. Why did the doughnut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
92. Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because it felt crummy!
93. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
94. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
95. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
96. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it with jokes!
97. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
98. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
99. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
100. Why did the baker go to therapy? He kneaded it!

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