Top 100 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 100 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 100 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don't people like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
2. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
3. Where does Dracula keep his money? At the blood bank.
4. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
5. Why are spiders great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
6. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
7. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
9. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
10. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
11. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
12. Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch? He couldn’t spell.
13. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!
14. Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
15. What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
16. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
17. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
18. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
19. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
20. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
21. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
22. What type of plants do well on all Hallow’s Eve? Bam-BOO!
23. Why did the vampire go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood!
24. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
25. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
26. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
27. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
28. I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
29. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
30. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
31. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for candy all day!"
32. What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs.
33. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
34. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
35. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
36. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
37. How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
38. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
39. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
40. What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
41. What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
42. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
43. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
44. What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
45. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for candy all day!"
46. What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet!
47. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
48. Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
49. Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? He didn't have any guts.
50. What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-Scream!
51. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
52. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
53. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
54. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!
55. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
56. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
57. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
58. How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
59. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
60. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
61. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
62. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
63. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
64. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
65. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
66. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
67. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
68. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
69. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
70. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
71. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
72. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
73. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny!
74. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!
75. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a fab-boo-lous time!
76. Where does Dracula keep his money? In a blood bank.
77. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Aw, don't cry, it's Halloween!"
78. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!
79. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
80. How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
81. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
82. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
83. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
84. Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to work with his favorite type of “liquid asset”!
85. What do ghosts give out to trick-or-treaters? Boo-berries!
86. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
87. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
88. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." "Ben who?" "Ben waiting for candy all day!"
89. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
90. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
91. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
92. I dropped my pumpkin yesterday. Jack-o-lantern? More like crack-o-lantern!
93. Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat? Boo jeans.
94. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him!
95. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
96. What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!
97. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
98. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
99. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
100. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive! Olive who? Olive your Halloween costume!

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