Top 100 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 100 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 100 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"
2. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
3. Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
4. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
5. What's a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.
6. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
7. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
8. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
9. Why can't ghosts lie? Because you can see right through them.
10. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
11. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
12. Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
13. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
14. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
15. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
16. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
17. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
18. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
19. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
20. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
21. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
22. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
23. Which monster loves to dance? The Boogieman!
24. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
25. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
26. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
27. Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
28. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry … it's just my Halloween costume!
29. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
30. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
31. What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
32. How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
33. What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
34. How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
35. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
36. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
37. What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
38. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
39. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
40. How do vampires start their letters? Tomb it may concern.
41. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.
42. I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
43. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
44. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
45. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
46. Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
47. How do ghosts wash their hair? With sham-boo!
48. Why are mummies good employees? They get wrapped up in their work.
49. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
50. How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.
51. What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Boo-ghetti!
52. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Aw, don't cry, it's Halloween!"
53. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
54. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
55. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!
56. What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy? "Trick-or-feet!"
57. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
58. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive Halloween!"
59. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
60. What position does a ghost play in hockey? Ghoulie.
61. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
62. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
63. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
64. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
65. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
66. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.
67. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
68. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
69. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
70. What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Boo-ghetti!
71. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
72. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
73. What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? "Bone Appetit!"
74. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
75. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
76. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
77. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
78. Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.
79. Why don't I like Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
80. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
81. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
82. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
83. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
84. What's a witch's favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
85. What do Italian ghosts have for dinner? Boo-ghetti!
86. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
87. How do mummies tell their future? They read their horror-scope.
88. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid to unwind.
89. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
90. What do skeletons order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
91. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
92. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
93. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"
94. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witch." "Witch who?" "Witch one of you is giving me all your candy?"
95. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.
96. What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
97. Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
98. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
99. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
100. What's a witch's favorite school subject? Spelling.

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