Top 100 Halloween Jokes

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The Top 100 Halloween Jokes List

These are the top 100 Halloween Jokes for 2024.

1. Why are ghosts terrible liars? You can see right through them!
2. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
3. Where do ghosts go on vacation? Mali-boo.
4. What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? Candy corneas.
5. What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
6. Where does a mummy go on vacation? The Dead Sea.
7. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
8. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
9. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood!
10. Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.
11. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? "You sure are boo-tiful!"
12. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
13. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
14. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
15. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
16. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
17. What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Mas-scare-a.
18. What do owls say when they go trick or treating? "Happy Owl-ween!"
19. What's a mummy's favorite type of music? Wrap.
20. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
21. What do ghosts eat for dessert? Ice scream.
22. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
23. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
24. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
25. Why do skeletons hate parties? They have no-body to dance with.
26. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
27. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newlywebs!
28. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry … it's just my Halloween costume!
29. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
30. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad it's finally Halloween?"
31. I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.
32. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
33. What monster plays tricks on Halloween? Prank-enstein!
34. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.
35. Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos!
36. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
37. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-BOO!
38. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
39. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation.
40. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
41. Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!
42. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
43. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
44. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
45. What do you call two witches living together? Broommates
46. What room does a ghost not need? A living room.
47. What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day? Lazy bones.
48. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
49. What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet!
50. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
51. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
52. Why do ghosts love elevators? Because it raises their spirits!
53. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
54. Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques!
55. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
56. What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? A steak!
57. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.
58. What’s a ghost's favorite yogurt flavor? Boo-berry!
59. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone!
60. What do ghosts wear in the rain? BOOts!
61. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
62. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? He didn't have the guts.
63. What are two witches living together called? Broommates.
64. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
65. What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick or tweet!"
66. What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters? Booberries!
67. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
68. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
69. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches.
70. How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
71. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarine.
72. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
73. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a ghoul time!
74. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-lah!
75. How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
76. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
77. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
78. What do you call two witches who live together? Broom-mates!
79. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
80. Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy? At the ghost-ery store!
81. How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
82. What do you call a skeleton that won't work? Lazy bones!
83. Why did the pumpkin take a detour? To avoid a seedy part of town.
84. What happens when a vampire goes in the snow? Frost bite!
85. What do you call a monster that poisons corn flakes? A cereal killer!
86. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation.
87. How does a scarecrow drink his juice? With a straw!
88. Why did the vampire go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood!
89. What kind of food would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
90. Know why skeletons are so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
91. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
92. Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a real scream!
93. What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
94. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation.
95. What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
96. Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula!
97. Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
98. What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
99. Why did the vampire read the newspaper? Because it had great circulation.
100. What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving!

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