Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes

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The Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes List

These are the top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes for 2024.

1. Why do candles love birthdays? Because they get lit!
2. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
3. What did one balloon say to the other? "It's time to party!"
4. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
5. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
6. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
7. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
8. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
9. What do you call a cake that is good at math? A multi-layer cake!
10. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
11. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
12. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
13. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
14. What do you call a birthday cake that is always late? A tardy dessert!
15. What kind of music is a birthday cake's favorite? "Batter" up!
16. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
17. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
18. What kind of music is a birthday cake's favorite? "Batter" up!
19. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
20. What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!
21. Happy birthday!
22. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
23. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
24. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
25. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
26. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
27. Happy birthday!
28. Happy birthday!
29. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
30. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
31. Happy birthday!
32. Happy birthday!
33. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake? I'm stuffed!
34. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
35. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
36. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
37. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
38. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
39. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
40. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
41. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
42. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
43. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
44. What do you call someone who throws a birthday party on the weekend? A weekender!
45. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
46. What did one candle say to another? "I’m going out!"
47. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
48. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
49. What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake? I'm stuffed!
50. What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!
51. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
52. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
53. Why did the birthday cake go to the party? Because it wanted to have a slice of the fun!
54. Happy birthday!
55. What do you call a birthday cake that’s been on a diet? A lightweight!
56. Why do candles always look forward to birthdays? Because they get to celebrate their own light!
57. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
58. What do you get when you mix birthday cake and a balloon? A cake that really raises the roof!
59. What kind of music do mummies listen to on their birthday? Wrap music!
60. Happy birthday!
61. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
62. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
63. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
64. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
65. What do you call a birthday cake that’s been on a diet? A lightweight!
66. Happy birthday!
67. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
68. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
69. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
70. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
71. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
72. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
73. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
74. Happy birthday!
75. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
76. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
77. Happy birthday!
78. What do you get when you mix birthday cake and a balloon? A cake that really raises the roof!
79. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
80. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
81. Happy birthday!
82. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out in a blaze of glory!"
83. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
84. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
85. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
86. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
87. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
88. "I Scream"
89. Happy birthday!
90. Happy birthday!
91. Because it was feeling crumby!
92. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
93. Why do candles love birthdays? Because they get lit!
94. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
95. Why do candles love birthdays? Because they get lit!
96. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
97. What did the bald guy name his daughter? Hair-raiser!
98. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
99. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
100. What kind of music is a birthday cake's favorite? "Batter" up!

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