Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes

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The Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes List

These are the top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the balloon go to the party? Because it was blown up with excitement!
2. What kind of music do mummies listen to on their birthday? Wrap music!
3. Happy birthday!
4. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
5. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out! You stay here!"
6. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out in a blaze of glory!"
7. What do vampires play poker for? High stakes!
8. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
9. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
10. Happy birthday!
11. What do witches put on their birthday cakes? "I Scream"
12. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out! You stay here!"
13. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
14. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
15. What do you call a birthday cake that’s a little out of shape? A flake cake!
16. Why do we put candles on top of the cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
17. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
18. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
19. What do you get when you give a birthday cake a saxophone? A sweet serenade!
20. Because it was feeling crumby!
21. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
22. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
23. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
24. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
25. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
26. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
27. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
28. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
29. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
30. Happy birthday!
31. What do you get if you cross a birthday cake with a dog? A pupcake!
32. What did one balloon say to the other? "It's time to party!"
33. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
34. What do you call someone who throws a birthday party on the weekend? A weekender!
35. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
36. Why did the kid bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because they heard the cake was on the top tier!
37. Why was the birthday party so hot? Because all the candles were lit!
38. What do vampires play poker for? High stakes!
39. What did the teddy bear say when it was asked to celebrate its birthday? "I'm stuffed!"
40. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
41. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a birthday cake? Frosting!
42. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
43. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
44. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
45. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
46. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert at the birthday party? Because he was stuffed!
47. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
48. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
49. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
50. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she heard the cake was on the house!
51. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
52. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
53. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
54. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
55. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
56. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
57. What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? "You make me melt!"
58. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
59. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
60. Happy birthday!
61. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
62. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
63. Why did the balloon go to the party? Because it was blown up with excitement!
64. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
65. Happy birthday!
66. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
67. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
68. What did the balloon say to the birthday girl? "I'm full of hot air for your special day!"
69. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
70. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
71. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
72. What do you call a birthday cake with a candle on it? A light snack!
73. Why was the birthday party so hot? Because all the candles were lit!
74. What did one candle say to another? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
75. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert at the birthday party? Because he was stuffed!
76. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
77. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
78. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
79. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
80. What do you call a birthday cake that’s always in trouble? A “miscake!”
81. What do you give a 900-pound gorilla for its birthday? I don’t know, but you better hope it doesn’t want a ride home!
82. Why was the birthday party so hot? Because all the candles were lit!
83. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
84. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a tiered scholar!
85. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was stuffed!
86. Why did the teddy bear say no to cake? Because it was already stuffed!
87. What did the birthday boy bring to the party? A "cake"-tastic attitude!
88. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
89. Why did the balloon go to the party? Because it was blown up with excitement!
90. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays burn you out?"
91. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
92. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out in a blaze of glory!"
93. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
94. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
95. Why was the math book sad on its birthday? Because it had too many problems!
96. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I’m going to glow now!"
97. What do you get when you mix birthday cake and a balloon? A cake that really raises the roof!
98. Why was the birthday party so hot? Because all the candles were lit!
99. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
100. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

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