Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes

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The Top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes List

These are the top 100 Happy Birthday Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
2. What do you get when you mix birthday cake and a balloon? A cake that really raises the roof!
3. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
4. What did one balloon say to the other? "It's time to party!"
5. What did the birthday boy bring to the party? A "cake"-tastic attitude!
6. Happy birthday!
7. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
8. What did one cake say to the other? "It's your birthday, let's celebrate!"
9. What did one balloon say to the other? "It's time to party!"
10. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
11. What did the birthday candle say to the cake? "I'm going out in a blaze of glory!"
12. Why did the boy bring a ladder to his birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
13. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
14. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
15. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
16. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
18. Happy birthday!
19. What do you call a birthday celebration that has no balloons? A party pooper!
20. What did the birthday boy bring to the party? A "cake"-tastic attitude!
21. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
22. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
23. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
24. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
25. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
26. Happy birthday!
27. What do vampires play poker for? High stakes!
28. What do you get a dinosaur on its birthday? A dino-sized cake!
29. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
30. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
31. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
32. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
33. What kind of music is a birthday cake's favorite? "Batter" up!
34. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
35. "I Scream"
36. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
37. What do you call a cake that is good at math? A multi-layer cake!
38. What did the bald guy name his daughter? Hair-raiser!
39. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
40. What do witches put on their birthday cakes? "I Scream"
41. "I Scream"
42. Happy birthday!
43. Happy birthday!
44. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
45. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
46. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
47. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
48. What did the birthday boy bring to the party? A "cake"-tastic attitude!
49. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
50. "I Scream"
51. Happy birthday!
52. Why do candles love birthdays? Because they get lit!
53. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
54. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
55. "I Scream"
56. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
57. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
58. Happy birthday!
59. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
60. What do you call a birthday cake that’s been on a diet? A lightweight!
61. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
62. Happy birthday!
63. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie!
64. What's a skeleton's least favorite room in the house? The living room!
65. Happy birthday!
66. What do you call a birthday cake that is always late? A tardy dessert!
67. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
68. What did the balloon say to the birthday girl? "I'm full of hot air for your special day!"
69. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
70. Why did the girl bring a ladder to her birthday party? Because she wanted to have a high time!
71. What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator? A friend you can count on!
72. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
73. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
74. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
75. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
76. What did the birthday candle say to the other candle? "I'm going out!"
77. What did the balloon say to the birthday girl? "I'm full of hot air for your special day!"
78. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
79. What do witches put on their birthday cakes?
80. Why did the birthday cake go to the party? Because it wanted to have a slice of the fun!
81. What do you sing to a cow on her birthday? Happy Moo-day to you!
82. What did one cake say to the other? "It's your birthday, let's celebrate!"
83. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
84. What do you call someone who throws a birthday party on the weekend? A weekender!
85. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
86. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
87. Happy birthday!
88. Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
89. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
90. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
91. Why did the birthday cake go to the party? Because it wanted to have a slice of the fun!
92. What do witches put on their birthday cakes? "I Scream"
93. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
94. What do you call a birthday celebration that has no balloons? A party pooper!
95. Why do candles always look forward to birthdays? Because they get to celebrate their own light!
96. Why was the birthday cake so sad? Because it was all crumbled up!
97. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
98. Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie cake!
99. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
100. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!

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