Top 100 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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These are the top 100 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
2. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
3. "Mazda have a lot of history, they created the MX-5, and it stands for nostalgia from the past."
4. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
5. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
6. "Have you ever seen anything in your life which is quite as wonderful as a double-decker bus going round a tight corner?"
7. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
8. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
9. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
10. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
11. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
12. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
13. "You can't deny the fact that we are British and everything must be designed with a certain amount of humor."
14. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
15. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
16. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
17. "There's this notion that if you buy a car that’s practical, then you’ve admitted defeat.”
18. "I've got a new car, the Aston Martin Vantage, which is actually quite practical if you have one trouser leg."
19. "When it comes to cars, I really prefer a car that even when being overtaken by a cyclist demands your full attention."
20. "I don't care who you are, you've got to admit that the Jaguar E-Type is one of the most beautiful cars ever made."
21. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
22. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
23. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
24. "I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body."
25. "Despite what the government says, this is the best country in the world for motoring."
26. "Cars are a great passion of mine, and I believe they should be an experience to enjoy."
27. "He's a motoring journalist. I think that says it all. If he were a woman, he'd be a hairdresser."
28. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
29. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
30. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I prefer to think of it as being a very good driver in someone else's car."
31. "Unfortunately, there is a roo..." [crashes off-screen].
32. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
33. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
34. "I've got a new car, the Aston Martin Vantage, which is actually quite practical if you have one trouser leg."
35. "There's this notion that if you buy a car that’s practical, then you’ve admitted defeat.”
36. "A perfect supercar should be built by an enthusiast at a reasonable price. It should also make you forget all about the potential repair costs."
37. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
38. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
39. "He's a motoring journalist. I think that says it all. If he were a woman, he'd be a hairdresser."
40. "When it comes to cars, I really prefer a car that even when being overtaken by a cyclist demands your full attention."
41. "Our survey says... Oh, Hammond went off and had a cup of tea."
42. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
43. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
44. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
45. "I forgot that you have to drive a car with your hands, not your feet."
46. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
47. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
48. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
49. "I like the idea of a wing, the way it droops over the side of the car. There is something of a mystery about it."
50. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
51. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
52. "People don't ever change. They only become more insane with time."
53. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
54. "A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger it's the other way around. A supercharger is connected directly to the engine and spins with the engine."
55. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
56. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
57. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
58. "Removing the flag from Lamborghini, isn't going to make it any less Italian."
59. "Cars are a great passion of mine, and I believe they should be an experience to enjoy."
60. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
61. "The trouble is, there are laws against it so it makes it impossible to have a Nazi parade."
62. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
63. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
64. "It's better to have a bad car than to not have a car at all."
65. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
66. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
67. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
68. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
69. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
70. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
71. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
72. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
73. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
74. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
75. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
76. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
77. "Some say that he is genuinely tired of hosting a car show and that the only thing he actually enjoys is watching the paint dry. All we know is, he's called Jeremy Clarkson."
78. "I don't know why they call it a car, it's more like a glamorous coffin."
79. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
80. "There are cars out there that are hugely powerful, yet utterly beautiful, and yet fit two people plus their luggage. They are called supercars, and I like them."
81. "I find it puzzling when people ask why do cars break. I mean, how hard is it for a car to take care of itself?"
82. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
83. "Hammond, you're not a cowboy, you're a Little Oak Tree."
84. "Mazda have a lot of history, they created the MX-5, and it stands for nostalgia from the past."
85. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
86. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
87. I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body.
88. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
89. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
90. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
91. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
92. "Our survey says... Oh, Hammond went off and had a cup of tea."
93. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
94. "Have you ever seen anything in your life which is quite as wonderful as a double-decker bus going round a tight corner?"
95. "Have you ever seen anything in your life which is quite as wonderful as a double-decker bus going round a tight corner?"
96. "Our survey says... Oh, Hammond went off and had a cup of tea."
97. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
98. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
99. "I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body."
100. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just not a good one."

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