Top 100 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes

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These are the top 100 Jeremy Clarkson Quotes for 2024.

1. "I find it puzzling when people ask why do cars break. I mean, how hard is it for a car to take care of itself?"
2. "When it comes to cars, I really prefer a car that even when being overtaken by a cyclist demands your full attention."
3. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
4. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
5. "Starting a race is a bit like a bed: it's better to steer things in the right direction before jumping in."
6. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
7. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
8. "Owning a Lamborghini, I think, says something about you. I'm not sure what, but it says something."
9. "I've got a new car, the Aston Martin Vantage, which is actually quite practical if you have one trouser leg."
10. "The Dacia Sandero has been just about reliable enough that when it does break, you're asked quite earnestly, 'What did you expect?'"
11. "There are cars out there that are hugely powerful, yet utterly beautiful, and yet fit two people plus their luggage. They are called supercars, and I like them."
12. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
13. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
14. "I drive a lot, and I quite like it."
15. "Starting a race is a bit like a bed: it's better to steer things in the right direction before jumping in."
16. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
17. "It's not how fast you go, it's how smooth you get there."
18. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
19. "Unlike the Prime Minister, I did have the assistance of a translator, so I managed to buy a flat in Spain."
20. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
21. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
22. "Not only am I a bad driver, but I'm also a terrible passenger."
23. "Hammond, you're not a cowboy, you're a Little Oak Tree."
24. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
25. "We start at Birmingham airport, and then what we do is fail to go to Spain."
26. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just not a good one."
27. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I prefer to think of it as being a very good driver in someone else's car."
28. "It's better to have a bad car than to not have a car at all."
29. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
30. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
31. "The trouble is, there are laws against it so it makes it impossible to have a Nazi parade."
32. "I'm sorry, but having tractors on the road is not only annoying for farmers, but also dangerous."
33. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
34. "The Toyota has broken. Today we are witnesses to the birth of a town."
35. "I forgot that you have to drive a car with your hands, not your feet."
36. "The Toyota has broken. Today we are witnesses to the birth of a town."
37. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
38. "I've got a new car, the Aston Martin Vantage, which is actually quite practical if you have one trouser leg."
39. "If you’ve ever driven through a village and you see a child, and you have a little car, you would think it would explode."
40. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
41. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
42. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
43. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
44. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
45. "A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger it's the other way around. A supercharger is connected directly to the engine and spins with the engine."
46. "I find it hard to believe that anyone could ever have a bad day while driving a car."
47. "A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, with a supercharger it's the other way around. A supercharger is connected directly to the engine and spins with the engine."
48. "A perfect supercar should be built by an enthusiast at a reasonable price. It should also make you forget all about the potential repair costs."
49. "I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body."
50. "Owning a Lamborghini, I think, says something about you. I'm not sure what, but it says something."
51. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
52. "Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives."
53. "There's no greater thrill than driving a car that you've built yourself."
54. "I can't be bothered with all the clever stuff. Just give me the keys and I'll drive."
55. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
56. "There's no greater thrill than driving a car that you've built yourself."
57. "You can't deny the fact that we are British and everything must be designed with a certain amount of humor."
58. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
59. "James, if we were to embark on an emergency diplomatic mission to avert world war three, you wouldn't use that, would you?"
60. "I like the idea of a wing, the way it droops over the side of the car. There is something of a mystery about it."
61. "Starting a race is a bit like a bed: it's better to steer things in the right direction before jumping in."
62. "A perfect supercar should be built by an enthusiast at a reasonable price. It should also make you forget all about the potential repair costs."
63. "I love the feeling of driving a car; it's like an extension of my body."
64. "Cars are a great passion of mine, and I believe they should be an experience to enjoy."
65. "Have you ever seen anything in your life which is quite as wonderful as a double-decker bus going round a tight corner?"
66. "Breaking News: I find myself in a bit of a pickle."
67. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
68. "I've discovered an important fact. Sometimes it's better to keep your mouth shut, let people think you're an idiot, and not open it to remove all doubt."
69. "You can't deny the fact that we are British and everything must be designed with a certain amount of humor."
70. "Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. But, I think it will end in a traffic jam."
71. "I want to record myself saying 'this is the track version' and play it back to myself whenever I’m asleep."
72. "A perfect supercar should be built by an enthusiast at a reasonable price. It should also make you forget all about the potential repair costs."
73. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
74. "I find it hard to believe that anyone could ever have a bad day while driving a car."
75. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
76. "I phoned the main deity, and even He couldn't make it in less than ten days."
77. "I love my cars, and I love my food."
78. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
79. "Swift cars make swift decisions – the reason why I decided to drive a Ferrari to work today."
80. "It's better to have a bad car than to not have a car at all."
81. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
82. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
83. "This is a Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers."
84. "I have a deep and profound respect for the people who design cars. But then again, I also have a deep and profound respect for people who design toasters."
85. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
86. "Some say I'm a bad driver. I say I'm just an excellent driver under duress."
87. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
88. "Some say that if one listens hard at night, they can hear him pressing the red button on the microwave."
89. "I don't know what a 'performance car' is, but I do know what a 'performance driver' is."
90. "You can't deny the fact that we are British and everything must be designed with a certain amount of humor."
91. "I don't want a car that is user-friendly. I want a car that makes me feel that I am in charge."
92. "There's nothing better than a good old-fashioned car chase."
93. "I said if he smells burning, he's to turn the car off."
94. "Some say he is illegal in 17 US states and that he blinks using a fully autonomous weapon system. All we know is, he's called The Stig."
95. "I like the idea of a wing, the way it droops over the side of the car. There is something of a mystery about it."
96. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you."
97. "There's no reason to be the fastest if you're driving something that ugly."
98. "Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives."
99. "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you."
100. "I drove a Dacia Sandero in my dream, and it was the first time I actually believed I was in one."

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