Top 100 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 100 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 100 Make Me Roasts for 2025.

1. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
2. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
3. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
4. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
5. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
6. Your actions speak louder than words - and they're saying "run away!"
7. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
8. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
9. Your intelligence is like a shallow puddle
10. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
11. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
12. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
13. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
14. Your jokes are dryer than a desert
15. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
16. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
17. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
18. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
19. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
20. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
21. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
22. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
23. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
24. Your confidence is as misplaced as a snowball in the Sahara.
25. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
26. You're a walking disaster
27. I'd call you a joke, but that would imply you bring joy to anyone.
28. I'd explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.
29. Your taste is as questionable as your judgment
30. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."
31. It's like you have a black belt in being annoying.
32. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
33. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
34. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed
35. Your brain is a barren wasteland
36. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
37. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
38. Your words are as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane
39. It's like you have a black belt in being annoying.
40. Your brain is a barren wasteland
41. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.
42. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
43. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
44. You have the personality of a damp dishcloth
45. Your jokes are dryer than a desert
46. You're like a software update—nobody really wants you, but we all have to deal with you eventually.
47. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
48. The lights are on but nobody's home
49. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
50. I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
51. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants you.
52. Your sense of direction is as lost as your sense of style
53. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
54. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
55. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
56. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
57. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
58. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
59. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
60. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
61. You're like a software update that nobody asks for.
62. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
63. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
64. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
65. whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
66. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
67. Your ideas are as original as a photocopy
68. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
69. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
70. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
71. Your excuses are as flimsy as tissue paper
72. You're like a software update—nobody really wants you, but we all have to deal with you eventually.
73. You're like a candle in the wind—useless, but at least you're trying to shine.
74. You're the reason they put directions on shampoo.
75. You have the subtlety of a sledgehammer
76. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose
77. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
78. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."
79. It's like you have a black belt in being annoying.
80. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
81. You have the charisma of a wet noodle
82. Your ideas are as original as a photocopy
83. Your logic is as twisted as a pretzel
84. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
85. Your intelligence is like a shallow puddle
86. You're a puzzle with missing pieces
87. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
88. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
89. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
90. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
91. You're the human version of a participation trophy.
92. Your ideas are as original as a photocopy
93. You're a legend in your own mind
94. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
95. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
96. You're like a software update; whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
97. You have the charisma of a wet noodle
98. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
99. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
100. Your intelligence is like a shallow puddle

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