Top 100 Make Me Roasts

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The Top 100 Make Me Roasts List

These are the top 100 Make Me Roasts for 2024.

1. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
2. You're like a participation trophy; everyone gets one, but no one really cares.
3. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
4. Your delivery is as bland as unbuttered toast.
5. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
6. You're the human version of a participation trophy.
7. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
8. I’d call you a spare part, but that might suggest you’re useful in some way.
9. You're like a participation trophy; everyone gets one, but no one really cares.
10. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
11. I'd say you're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
12. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
13. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
14. whenever I see you, I think, "Not now."
15. You're a legend in your own mind
16. Your words are as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane
17. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
18. You're like a software update—nobody really wants you, but we all have to deal with you eventually.
19. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
20. You're as useless as the 'ueue' in 'queue.'
21. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
22. You have the grace of a drunken elephant
23. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
24. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
25. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
26. You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
27. You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
28. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
29. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
30. Your delivery is as bland as unbuttered toast.
31. You're the reason they put directions on shampoo.
32. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
33. You're the human version of a participation trophy.
34. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
35. Your ideas are as original as a photocopy
36. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
37. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
38. You're the reason they put directions on shampoo.
39. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
40. Your words are as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane
41. I'm glad you don't resemble a dumpster fire after I get done roasting you.
42. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
43. Your brain is a barren wasteland
44. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
45. You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
46. You're like a participation trophy in a world of winners.
47. Your brain is a barren wasteland
48. Your words are as impactful as a whisper in a hurricane
49. Your excuses are as flimsy as tissue paper
50. You're the reason God created the middle finger.
51. You're as sharp as a marble.
52. You have the emotional range of a brick wall
53. You have the emotional range of a brick wall
54. You're a walking disaster
55. Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity
56. Your actions speak louder than words - and they're saying "run away!"
57. Your delivery is as bland as unbuttered toast.
58. Your delivery is as bland as unbuttered toast.
59. Your humor is drier than a desert
60. You have the finesse of a bull in a china shop.
61. I hope your day is as pleasant as you are, which isn't saying much.
62. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed
63. You have the grace of a drunken elephant
64. You're like a software update that nobody asks for.
65. The creativity of a dead slug
66. The creativity of a dead slug
67. You're the reason they put directions on shampoo.
68. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
69. You're like a cloud; when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
70. You're like a software update that nobody asks for.
71. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
72. Your aura is a cloud of doom and gloom
73. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
74. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
75. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
76. You couldn't roast a marshmallow if your life depended on it.
77. You're like a cloud. When you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
78. I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful.
79. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.
80. I'd call you a tool, but that implies you're actually useful.
81. I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home.
82. You're like a participation trophy; everyone gets one, but no one really cares.
83. You're a walking disaster
84. useless and likely to get blown out.
85. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
86. You're like a software update—nobody really wants you, but we all have to deal with you eventually.
87. Your intelligence is like a shallow puddle
88. Your jokes are dryer than a desert
89. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
90. You're a legend in your own mind
91. You're like a software update that nobody asked for.
92. You're like a participation trophy; everyone gets one, but no one really cares.
93. The lights are on but nobody's home
94. You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes.
95. You're like a cloud—when you disappear, it's a beautiful day.
96. You're like a participation trophy—everyone gets one, but nobody really wants it.
97. You're a legend in your own mind
98. I'd call you a joke, but that would imply you bring joy to anyone.
99. Your taste is as questionable as your judgment
100. You're the reason even the GPS gives up and just says, "I don't know."

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