Top 100 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 100 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 100 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the stoner sit on the roof? Because they wanted to get a little higher!
2. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
3. Why did the stoner become a photographer? To capture the high moments!
4. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
5. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
6. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
7. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
8. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
9. What did the stoner name their pet fish? High-fins!
10. What did the stoner say to the couch after a long day? "Let's get baked together!"
11. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
12. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
13. What do you call a stoner who plays the guitar? A high strung musician!
14. Why did the stoner bring a pillow to the park? To take a nap under the influence!
15. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
16. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
17. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? Because they found someone more uplifting!
18. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
19. What did the stoner say when he couldn't find his weed? "This is bud-diculous!"
20. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
21. How do stoners stay cool in the summer? With a little pot breeze!
22. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
23. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
24. What do you call a stoner with two brain cells? Pregnant!
25. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
26. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
27. What did the stoner say when he finally found his lighter? "I'm on fire!"
28. How does a stoner exercise their brain? By using a mental bong!
29. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
30. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
31. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
32. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
33. Why did the stoner join the gym? To work on their high hopes!
34. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
35. Why did the stoner plant a garden? Because they wanted to grow their own weed and feed!
36. What did the stoner say when he finally found his lighter? "I'm on fire!"
37. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
38. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the dispensary? Because they wanted to draw some weed!
39. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
40. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
41. Why did the stoner get kicked out of the concert? Because he kept trying to roll with the band!
42. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
43. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw some good vibes!
44. Why did the stoner break up with their girlfriend? Because she was too high maintenance!
45. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
46. Why did the stoner take a mirror to the smoke session? To reflect on deep thoughts!
47. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
48. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? To reach higher levels of high!
49. What do you call a stoner with two brain cells? Pregnant!
50. What do you call a stoner who can sing? A high note!
51. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the dispensary? Because they wanted to draw some weed!
52. Why don't stoners play hide and seek? Good players always want to be found.
53. Why did the stoner break up with their girlfriend? Because she was too high maintenance!
54. How do you know if a stoner has been participating in sports? They have a head high score!
55. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
56. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? Joint stretches!
57. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? They just couldn’t find the right high!
58. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
59. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
60. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
61. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
62. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
63. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
64. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
65. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
66. What did the stoner name their pet fish? High-fins!
67. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? Because they wanted to draw some good vibes!
68. What did the stoner say when he couldn't find his weed? "This is bud-diculous!"
69. Why do stoners always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw their own conclusions!
70. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? Joint stretches!
71. Why was the stoner's math book always sticky? Because they were solving some high problems!
72. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
73. What did the stoner name their pet fish? High-fins!
74. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
75. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
76. Why did the stoner get a pet pig? They heard pork helps with the munchies!
77. Why did the marijuana plant always get invited to the party? Because it was such a good bud!
78. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
79. Why do stoners make terrible secret agents? Because they can't keep their plans under wraps!
80. Why did the stoner get a pet pig? They heard pork helps with the munchies!
81. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
82. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
83. Why did the stoner go to the bank? To check their joint account!
84. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!
85. How does a stoner study for exams? By hitting the books and the bong!
86. What did the stoner name their pet fish? High-fins!
87. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
88. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw some good vibes!
89. What do you call a stoner with two brain cells? Pregnant!
90. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
91. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? Because they wanted to draw some good vibes!
92. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
93. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
94. How do stoners communicate underwater? Using seaweed!
95. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? Because they heard the bud was on another level!
96. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
97. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
98. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
99. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
100. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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