Top 100 Marijuana Jokes

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The Top 100 Marijuana Jokes List

These are the top 100 Marijuana Jokes for 2024.

1. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
2. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
3. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? Because they found someone more uplifting!
4. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
5. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
6. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
7. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
8. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the dispensary? Because they wanted to draw some weed!
9. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
10. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
11. Why did the stoner have a great time at the concert? Because they were all about the high notes!
12. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
13. Why did the stoner join the gym? To work on their high hopes!
14. How does a stoner greet a mountain? High, How Are You?!
15. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make some dough!
16. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
17. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
18. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
19. What do you call a group of stoners playing hide and seek? High and seek!
20. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
21. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
22. What do you call a stoner with two brain cells? Pregnant!
23. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
24. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
25. Why did the stoner get a pet pig? They heard pork helps with the munchies!
26. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
27. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
28. What do you call a group of stoners watching a funny movie? A potluck laugh!
29. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
30. Why did the stoner bring a net to the beach? To catch some high waves!
31. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
32. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
33. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the higher side!
34. Which superhero is a stoner's favorite? Captain Chronic!
35. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
36. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
37. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
38. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
39. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? They just couldn’t find the right high!
40. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
41. What do you call a stoner's home security system? Smokey detectors!
42. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? To reach higher levels of high!
43. Why was the stoner's math book always sticky? Because they were solving some high problems!
44. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
45. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
46. What do you call a group of stoners playing hide and seek? High and seek!
47. How do you know if a stoner is a fan of Shakespeare? They always say "To bong or not to bong?"
48. Why did the stoner join the gym? To work on their high hopes!
49. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
50. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
51. Why did the stoner break up with their girlfriend? Because she was too high maintenance!
52. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
53. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
54. Why did the stoner become a photographer? To capture the high moments!
55. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? To reach higher levels of high!
56. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
57. How do you know if a stoner has been cooking? The house smells baked!
58. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
59. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
60. Why did the stoner open a bakery? To make some pot brownies!
61. How do you know if a stoner has been participating in sports? They have a head high score!
62. Why don’t stoners ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t remember what you were searching for!
63. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
64. Why did the stoner sit on the clock? Because they wanted to get high on time!
65. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
66. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
67. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
68. How do trees get into the internet? They log in!
69. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
70. Why did the stoner get locked out of their house? Because they lost their joint key!
71. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
72. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
73. Why did the stoner start a dance class? To learn some high steps!
74. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
75. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
76. Why did the stoner become a gardener? To grow their own happiness!
77. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other side of the high!
78. How do stoners travel in the winter? They joint the skis!
79. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
80. What do you call a stoner's favorite exercise? High jump!
81. What do you call a group of stoners playing hide and seek? High and seek!
82. Why did the stoner break up with their partner? Because they found someone more uplifting!
83. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? To elevate their spirits!
84. How does a stoner study for exams? By hitting the books and the bong!
85. Why did the stoner try out for the track team? To show off their high speed!
86. Why did the stoner cross the road? To get to the other high!
87. Why did the stoner take a sweater to the dispensary? To stay warm with their buds!
88. Why did the stoner get a pet pig? They heard pork helps with the munchies!
89. How do stoners communicate underwater? Using seaweed!
90. Why do stoners always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw their own conclusions!
91. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
92. How does a stoner find their way in a forest? Following the high road!
93. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the dispensary? Because they heard the bud was on another level!
94. Why don’t stoners play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you can’t stop giggling!
95. Why did the stoner go to music class? To learn about higher notes!
96. Why did the stoner open a shoe store? To specialize in high heels!
97. How did the stoner find the missing piece of the puzzle? They checked under the influence!
98. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double jointed!
99. Why did the stoner go to the bank? To check their joint account!
100. Why did the stoner get a job at the bakery? Because they kneaded the dough!

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