Top 100 Men Jokes
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The Top 100 Men Jokes List
These are the top 100 Men Jokes for 2024.
1. How do you confuse a man? You don't. They're born that way. 122. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
3. Why don't men need more than one umbrella? Because they’re never prepared for a rainy day anyway. 30
4. How long does it take for a man to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows; it's never been done. 31
5. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
6. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
7. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
8. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
9. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
10. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
11. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
12. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 9
13. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
14. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
15. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
16. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
17. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
18. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
19. How do you confuse a man? You don't. They're born that way. 12
20. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
21. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
22. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
23. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
24. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
25. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
26. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
27. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
28. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
29. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
30. Why did the man wear a baseball cap to the opera? In case they performed a pop aria. 32
31. Why do men bring a map to the park? In case someone asks them how they got lost. 28
32. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
33. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
34. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.6
35. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
36. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities.39
37. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them.7
38. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
39. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
40. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
41. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
42. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
43. Why do men always bring an extra pair of socks to the gym? In case they get cold feet. 5
44. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
45. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
46. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them. 7
47. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
48. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
49. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
50. How do you make a man do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes. 21
51. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
52. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
53. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
54. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
55. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
56. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
57. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
58. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.6
59. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
60. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
61. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower. 29
62. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
63. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
64. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
65. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
66. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit.36
67. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
68. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
69. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
70. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
71. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
72. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain.
73. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
74. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
75. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
76. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
77. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
78. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
79. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
80. A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. 10
81. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair.
82. Why don’t men play hide and seek with young children? Because children are undefeated champions in that game.
83. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
84. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
85. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
86. Men also have feelings. But most of the time, those feelings are hunger and tiredness. 4
87. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
88. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
89. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities.39
90. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
91. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
92. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
93. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities.39
94. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
95. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
96. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
97. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn.
98. Why did the man wear a baseball cap to the opera? In case they performed a pop aria. 32
99. Why do men prefer pets over partners? Pets come when you call them. 13
100. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
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