Top 100 Men Jokes

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The Top 100 Men Jokes List

These are the top 100 Men Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
2. A man walks into a bar... and says "ouch!" 8
3. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
4. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
5. Why do men always bring a hammer to a softball game? They heard it was a hit. 36
6. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
7. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.6
8. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
9. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
10. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
11. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
12. How long does it take for a man to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows; it's never been done. 31
13. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
14. If men have a "man cave," why don't women have a "woman cavern"? Because they'd never come out! 35
15. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
16. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs. 38
17. A man walks into a bar... and says "ouch!" 8
18. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates. 2
19. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
20. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain. 26
21. Why don't men play team sports with women? They can't handle the competition... and the shopping afterwards. 23
22. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
23. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
24. Why don't men need more than one umbrella? Because they’re never prepared for a rainy day anyway. 30
25. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
26. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
27. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
28. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
29. Why did the man bring a pack of cards to the restaurant? He heard they had a great deal on clubs.
30. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates. 2
31. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
32. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house. 20
33. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
34. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
35. A man's idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand. 10
36. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
37. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
38. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
39. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
40. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
41. If men have a "man cave," why don't women have a "woman cavern"? Because they'd never come out! 35
42. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
43. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. 6
44. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 9
45. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
46. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
47. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
48. Men also have feelings. But usually, they're just about food and naps. 15
49. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
50. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
51. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
52. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
53. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.20
54. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
55. Why do men always fall asleep on the couch during movies? It’s the only place they feel safe from chores and responsibilities. 39
56. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
57. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper. 33
58. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
59. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
60. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates. 2
61. Why don't men need more than one pair of shoes? Because there's one for each foot! 14
62. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
63. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
64. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.9
65. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
66. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house. 20
67. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline.18
68. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
69. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
70. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him. 27
71. Why do men like boats so much? Because they always need to be the captain. 26
72. How do you confuse a man? Ask him to alphabetize the spices in the kitchen. 40
73. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
74. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate."
75. Men go bald because it’s easier to polish the head than to wash the hair. 19
76. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets. 22
77. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said "concentrate." 17
78. Why did the man break up with his calendar? Because it had too many dates.
79. Why did the man put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets.
80. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them. 7
81. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
82. Why do men often watch sports on TV? Because they can't fast forward to the ending in real life. 16
83. How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.6
84. Why did the man bring a jacket to the bar? He heard the drinks were ice cold. 34
85. Why don't men need more than one bookmark? Because the sports section is always on the last page. 11
86. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."
87. Why don't men need more than one umbrella? Because they’re never prepared for a rainy day anyway. 30
88. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
89. Why do men tell corny jokes? So they can laugh at their own punchline. 18
90. Why don't men play hide and seek with women? Because nobody would look for them.7
91. If men have a "man cave," why don't women have a "woman cavern"? Because they'd never come out! 35
92. Why is it easy to find gifts for men? Because they never grow up, so you can always get them toys. 37
93. How do you keep a man happy for hours? Write "Please Turn Over" on both sides of a piece of paper.33
94. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
95. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he replied, "You." 3
96. What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence? A widower.
97. Why did the man bring a pencil to bed? To draw the curtains. 24
98. Why do men always have a big grin on their face while reading a map? They’re plotting their next wrong turn. 25
99. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.9
100. Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said "concentrate."

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