Top 100 Nba Jokes

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The Top 100 Nba Jokes List

These are the top 100 Nba Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he just wanted to "rest" his case!
2. What do you call a basketball player who gets a haircut? A "shear" shooter!
3. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
4. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
5. Why did the basketball player bring a string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
6. Why did the basketball player go to art class? Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
7. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
8. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he was in a shooting slump!
9. Why was the basketball team always so cool? Because they had all the fans!
10. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? To tie the score!
11. Why did the basketball player bring a string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
12. Why did the basketball player go to the gym? Because he wanted to get his rebounds up!
13. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
14. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
15. Why was the basketball team always so cool? Because they had a lot of fans!
16. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
17. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
18. Why did the basketball player always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw fouls!
19. How do NBA players make sure they're always on time? They always "clock" their shots!
20. Why did the basketball player bring a string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
21. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
22. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
23. What do you call a basketball player who gets a haircut? A "shear" shooter!
24. Why did the basketball go to the team party? To get "bounced" around!
25. Why did the basketball player go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his dribbling skills!
26. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he just wanted to "rest" his case!
27. Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can't resist dunkin'!
28. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
29. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
30. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
31. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
32. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
33. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to shoot some high hoops!
34. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to shoot some high-fives!
35. Why did the basketball player go to art class? Because he wanted to learn how to draw fouls!
36. Why did the basketball player go to the gym? Because he wanted to get his rebounds up!
37. Why was the basketball court wet? Because the players kept dribbling on it!
38. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? He heard they had good "bounce" rates!
39. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to shoot some high-fives!
40. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
41. Why did the basketball player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a foul!
42. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he couldn't find his "air" time!
43. Why did the basketball go to the team party? To get "bounced" around!
44. Why did the basketball player break up with his girlfriend? Because she always traveled!
45. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
46. Why did the scarecrow become a basketball player? Because he was outstanding in his field!
47. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? To tie the score!
48. Why did the basketball go to the team party? To get "bounced" around!
49. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
50. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the foul line!
51. Why was the basketball player a good musician? Because he knew how to hit all the right notes!
52. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
53. Why did the scarecrow become a basketball player? Because he was outstanding in his field!
54. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
55. What do you call a basketball player who can’t stop telling jokes? A "pun" point guard!
56. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? He heard they had good "bounce" rates!
57. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
58. Why did the basketball player bring a string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
59. What do you call a basketball player who can’t stop telling jokes? A "pun" point guard!
60. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the foul line!
61. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
62. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
63. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
64. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
65. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the championship was up for grabs!
66. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
67. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
68. How do NBA players make sure they're always on time? They always "clock" their shots!
69. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
70. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
71. Why did the basketball player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a foul!
72. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the championship was up for grabs!
73. Why was the basketball player a good musician? Because he knew how to hit all the right notes!
74. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
75. What do you call a basketball player who can’t stop telling jokes? A "pun" point guard!
76. What do you call a basketball player who gets a haircut? A "shear" shooter!
77. Why don't basketball players ever get lost? Because they always follow the dribble!
78. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he heard the championship was up for grabs!
79. Why don't basketball players ever get lost? Because they always follow the dribble!
80. Why did the basketball player always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw fouls!
81. Why was the basketball team always so cool? Because they had a lot of fans!
82. Why did the basketball go to the team party? To get "bounced" around!
83. Why was the basketball player a good musician? Because he knew how to hit all the right notes!
84. Why did the basketball go to the team party? To get "bounced" around!
85. Why was the basketball player a good musician? Because he knew how to hit all the right notes!
86. Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can't resist dunkin'!
87. What do you get when you cross a basketball player and a pig? A hog who dribbles!
88. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
89. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
90. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
91. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can't stop "dunking"!
92. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the foul line!
93. Why did the basketball team go to the bank? Because they wanted to get their bounce checks!
94. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his bounce checked!
95. Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline? Because he couldn't find his "air" time!
96. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
97. Why did the basketball player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
98. Why did the basketball player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw fouls!
99. Why was the NBA player always out of breath? Because he kept shooting for the "air" ball!
100. Why did the basketball player go to music school? Because he wanted to improve his dribbling skills!

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