Top 100 Nhl Jokes

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1. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
2. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
3. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
4. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
5. Why was the hockey team always so cold? Because they kept leaving their fans out in the rink!
6. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
10. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
11. Why do hockey players love nature? Because they enjoy getting outdoors and taking shots!
12. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
13. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
16. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his check!
17. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
18. Why did the hockey coach go to jail? Because he got caught with too many illegal checks!
19. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
20. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
21. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
22. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
23. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
24. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
25. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
26. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
27. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
28. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
29. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
30. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
31. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
32. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
33. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
34. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
35. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
36. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
37. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
38. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
39. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
40. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
41. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
42. Why do hockey players love nature? Because they enjoy getting outdoors and taking shots!
43. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
44. Why did the hockey player go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw a penalty!
45. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
46. Why did the hockey player go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw a penalty!
47. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
48. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. Why do hockey players make great comedians? Because they know how to deliver the punchline!
51. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
52. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
53. Why was the hockey game so cold? Because it was played on ice!
54. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
55. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his check!
56. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
57. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
58. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
59. Why did the goalie stay at home? Because he was having a bad day!
60. Why do hockey players always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw the penalty!
61. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
62. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
63. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
64. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
65. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
66. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
67. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
68. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
69. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
70. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
71. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
72. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
73. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
74. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
75. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
76. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
77. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
78. Why do hockey players make great comedians? Because they know how to deliver the punchline!
79. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
80. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
81. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
82. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
83. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
84. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
85. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
86. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
87. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
88. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
89. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
90. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
91. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
92. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
93. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
94. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
95. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
96. Why did the player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
97. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
98. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
99. Why did the hockey team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good "knead"!
100. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!

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