Top 100 Nhl Jokes

Welcome to the top 100 nhl jokes.

The Top 100 Nhl Jokes List

These are the top 100 Nhl Jokes for 2025.

1. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
2. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
3. Why was the hockey game so cold? Because it was played on ice!
4. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
5. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
6. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
7. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
8. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his check!
9. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
11. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
12. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
13. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
14. Why don’t hockey players get hot? Because they have fans!
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
17. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
18. Why do hockey players make great comedians? Because they know how to deliver the punchline!
19. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
20. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his "balance"!
21. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
22. Why did the goalie stay at home? Because he was having a bad day!
23. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
24. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
25. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
26. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
27. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
28. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
29. Why did the player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
30. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
31. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
32. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
33. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
34. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
35. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
36. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
37. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his "balance"!
38. Why did the hockey coach go to jail? Because he got caught with too many illegal checks!
39. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
40. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
41. Why did the hockey goalie sit on the sidelines? Because he couldn't find his net worth!
42. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
43. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
44. Why did the goalie stay at home? Because he was having a bad day!
45. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
46. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his goalie’s checked!
47. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
48. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
49. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
50. Why did the goalie stay at home? Because he was having a bad day!
51. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
52. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
53. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
54. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
55. Why did the hockey player join the band? Because he wanted to improve his scoring!
56. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
57. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
58. Why are hockey players such bad musicians? Because they always shoot the puck instead of playing it!
59. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
60. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
61. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
62. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the other side of the rink!
63. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
64. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
65. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
66. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
67. Why did the hockey player go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw a penalty!
68. Why did the hockey team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good "knead"!
69. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
70. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his "balance"!
71. Why did the hockey player always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
72. What does a hockey player do after he loses his house? He gets a new one!
73. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
74. Why do hockey players love to play music? Because they can’t resist a good “beat” on the ice!
75. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
76. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
77. What does a hockey player do after he loses his house? He gets a new one!
78. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
79. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
80. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
81. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
82. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
83. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
84. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
85. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
86. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
87. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
88. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
89. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? To get his check checked!
90. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
91. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
92. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
93. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
94. Why do hockey players make great comedians? Because they know how to deliver the punchline!
95. Why did the hockey player go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to draw a penalty!
96. Why did the hockey goalie sit on the sidelines? Because he couldn't find his net worth!
97. Why did the hockey player join the band? Because he wanted to improve his scoring!
98. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
99. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
100. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?

Generator more Nhl Jokes

Need more Nhl Jokes? Generate more with the Nhl Joke Generator.