Top 100 Nhl Jokes

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1. Why did the hockey coach go to jail? Because he got caught with too many illegal checks!
2. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
3. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
4. Why don't hockey players get along? Because they always end up in a checking relationship!
5. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
6. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
7. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
8. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
9. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
10. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
11. Why do hockey players make great detectives? Because they always follow the puck!
12. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
13. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!
14. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
15. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
17. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
18. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
19. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
22. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
23. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
24. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
25. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
26. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
27. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
28. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
29. Why did the math book look sad after watching the hockey game? Because it had too many problems.
30. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
31. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
32. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
33. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
34. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
35. Why did the hockey player bring a pencil to the game? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
36. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
37. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his check!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
40. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
41. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
42. Why did the hockey team go to the bakery? Because they needed a good "knead"!
43. Why do hockey players love nature? Because they enjoy getting outdoors and taking shots!
44. What does a hockey player do after he loses his house? He gets a new one!
45. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
46. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
47. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
48. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
49. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
50. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
51. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
52. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
53. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
54. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
55. Because it had been feeling a little bit "ice-olated" on the rink!
56. Why did the hockey coach go to jail? Because he got caught with too many illegal checks!
57. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
58. Why did the hockey player always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw a penalty!
59. Why did the hockey player go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his balance!
60. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
61. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
62. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
63. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to check his "balance"!
64. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
65. Why did the hockey player cross the road? To get to the penalty box on the other side!
66. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
67. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
68. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
69. Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
70. Why did the referee go broke? Because he kept blowing all his money!
71. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
72. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
73. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
74. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
75. Why did the coach go to the bank? Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
76. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
77. Why did the hockey goalie sit on the sidelines? Because he couldn't find his net worth!
78. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
79. Why do hockey players love to play music? Because they can’t resist a good “beat” on the ice!
80. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
81. Why do hockey players love to play music? Because they can’t resist a good “beat” on the ice!
82. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
83. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
84. Why don't hockey players tell secrets on the ice? Because they might get intercepted!
85. What does a hockey player do after he loses his house? He gets a new one!
86. Why did the goalie's stick break? Because it couldn't handle the pressure!
87. Why do hockey players like taking selfies? Because the ice is so cool!
88. Why was Cinderella so bad at hockey? Because she always ran away from the ball!
89. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
90. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
91. Because it was feeling a bit deflated.
92. Why did the hockey puck go to therapy?
93. Why did the hockey coach go to jail? Because he got caught with too many illegal checks!
94. Why do hockey players love nature? Because they enjoy getting outdoors and taking shots!
95. Because it couldn't find its angle!
96. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!
97. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his goalie’s checked!
98. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
99. Why was the math book sad after watching the hockey game?
100. Why did the hockey player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach new heights!

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