Top 100 Rain Jokes

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The Top 100 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 100 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
2. What did the rain say to the umbrella? "I'm just here for the cover!"
3. Why did the rain go to therapy?
4. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
5. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
6. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
7. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? Feline precipitation!
8. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
9. Why does rain always get invited to parties? Because it knows how to make a splash!
10. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
11. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
12. What did the rain say to the umbrella? Cover me, I’m falling hard!
13. Why did the rain go to therapy?
14. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's a crowd!
15. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It found someone more uplifting!
16. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It felt like it was just going in circles!
17. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to improve its precipitation!
18. Why does it always rain on the weekend? Because it’s too tired to shower during the week!
19. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
20. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
21. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
22. Why did the raindrop go to school? To improve its falling grades!
23. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
24. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to improve its precipitation!
25. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to improve its precipitation!
26. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
27. Why did the cloud bring a backpack? Because it wanted to have a stormy adventure!
28. What did the raindrop say to the umbrella? "Stop blocking my shine!"
29. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
30. Why did the rain go to therapy?
31. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a crowd!"
32. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
33. Why does rain always get invited to parties? Because it knows how to make a splash!
34. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
35. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
36. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
37. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
38. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
39. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
40. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
41. Why did the rain bring a ladder? Because it wanted to reach new heights!
42. Why did the rain go to therapy?
43. What did one raindrop say to the other?
44. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
45. Why does it always rain on the weekend? Because it’s too tired to shower during the week!
46. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
47. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
48. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
49. Why did the raindrop go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
50. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
51. Why did the rain go to therapy?
52. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
53. What did one raindrop say to the other?
54. What did the raindrop say to the rainbow? "You color my world!"
55. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
56. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
57. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It found someone more uplifting!
58. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
59. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? Because it found someone more refreshing!
60. What did one raindrop say to the other?
61. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
62. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
63. What did one raindrop say to the other?
64. What did one raindrop say to the other?
65. What did one raindrop say to the other?
66. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
67. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
68. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
69. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too one-sided!
70. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
71. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
72. What did one raindrop say to the other?
73. Why don't raindrops ever get lost? Because they always follow the clouds!
74. Why did the cloud bring a backpack? Because it wanted to have a stormy adventure!
75. What did one raindrop say to the other?
76. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
77. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It found someone more uplifting!
78. What did one raindrop say to the other?
79. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
80. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
81. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
82. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
83. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too thunderous!
84. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
85. Why did the raindrop take a nap? Because it wanted to get a little "re-storm"!
86. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
87. Why did the rain go to therapy?
88. Why did the raindrop bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel!
89. What did the rain say to the umbrella? Cover me, I’m falling hard!
90. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
91. What did the raindrop say to the rainbow? "You color my world!"
92. Why did the raindrop go to school? To improve its falling grades!
93. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
94. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to become a little wetter!
95. Why does it always rain on the weekend? Because it’s too tired to shower during the week!
96. What did one raindrop say to the other?
97. Why did the raindrop go to school? To improve its falling grades!
98. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
99. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too thunderous!
100. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!

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