Top 100 Rain Jokes

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The Top 100 Rain Jokes List

These are the top 100 Rain Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!
2. What did one raindrop say to the other? "Two's company, three's a crowd!"
3. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
4. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
5. Why did the raindrop join the gym? To get in shape for falling!
6. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
7. What did one raindrop say to the other?
8. Why did the umbrella break up with the rain? It found someone more uplifting!
9. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
10. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
11. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
12. What did one raindrop say to the other?
13. Why did the rain go to therapy?
14. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
15. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
16. Why did the raindrop go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
17. Why did the raindrop go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
18. Why did the raindrop bring a towel? Because it wanted to dry off after a splash!
19. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone who wouldn't keep it stagnant!
20. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
21. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
22. What did one raindrop say to the other?
23. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
24. What did one raindrop say to the other?
25. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!
26. Why did the storm cloud break up with the sunny day? It found the relationship too thunderous!
27. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
28. What did one raindrop say to the other?
29. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It was tired of the relationship being one-sided!
30. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
31. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
32. Because it felt under the weather.
33. Why did the raindrop get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field!
34. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to become a little wetter!
35. Because it felt under the weather.
36. What did one raindrop say to the other?
37. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
38. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
39. What did the raindrop say to the puddle? You crack me up!
40. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
41. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
42. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
43. Why did the rain go to therapy?
44. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? Because it found someone more refreshing!
45. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!
46. Because it felt under the weather.
47. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!
48. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
49. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
50. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone deeper!
51. Because it felt under the weather.
52. What does rain say when it falls? "I’m just dropping in!"
53. Why did the rain go to therapy?
54. Why did the weather report go to therapy? It had too many highs and lows!
55. What did the rain say to the rainbow? You brighten my day!
56. Why did the rain go to therapy?
57. Because it felt under the weather.
58. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A simple weather forecast!
59. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
60. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
61. Why did the raindrop break up with the puddle? It found someone who wouldn't keep it stagnant!
62. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
63. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
64. Why did the raindrop go to the bank? To liquidate its assets.
65. Why was the math book sad when it rained? Because it had too many problems.
66. Why did the raindrop go to school? It wanted to become a little brighter!
67. What did the raindrop say to the umbrella? "Stop blocking my shine!"
68. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
69. What did one raindrop say to the other?
70. What did one raindrop say to the other?
71. Why did the raindrop go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brighter!
72. Why did the raindrop get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field!
73. Why did the raindrop bring a towel? Because it wanted to dry off after a splash!
74. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
75. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
76. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
77. Why did the white, fluffy cloud break up with the rain? Because it was tired of the mistreatment.
78. What did one raindrop say to the other?
79. What did one raindrop say to the other?
80. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
81. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
82. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather!
83. Why did the rain go to therapy?
84. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
85. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
86. Why did the rain bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to make a splash on its vacation!
87. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, but three's a cloud!
88. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
89. Why did the rain go to therapy?
90. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
91. Why does the rain never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always falling!
92. Why did the cloud break up with the sun? It found someone who could give it more space!
93. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
94. Why did the rain go to therapy?
95. What do you call two straight days of rain in a row? Monday!
96. Why do raindrops like to play sports? Because they love to dribble!
97. Because it had a lot of emotional baggage!
98. Why did the lightning bolt break up with the thundercloud?
99. What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs? A simple weather forecast!
100. What is a cloud's favorite game to play with rain? Puddle jump!

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