Top 100 Southern Jokes

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The Top 100 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 100 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Southern cow go to the farm party? Because she heard it was going to be udderly fantastic!
2. Why did the Southern cow go to the farm party? Because she heard it was going to be udderly fantastic!
3. Why did the Southern baker go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best dough!
4. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
5. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
6. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
8. Why did the Southern chicken farmer get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
10. What did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
11. What do you call a Southern man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A multitasker!
12. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
13. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
14. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
15. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
16. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
17. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
18. Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry!
19. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
23. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
24. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A "Shugah" note!
25. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
27. Why did the Southern chicken farmer get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
28. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
29. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
30. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
31. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
32. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
33. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
34. Why did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
35. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
36. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
37. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
38. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
39. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
40. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
41. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
42. What do you call a Southern man who uses a thesaurus? A highfalutin' redneck!
43. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
44. Why did the Southern chicken farmer put a trampoline in the barn? Because he wanted to raise his eggs!
45. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
46. Why did the Southern squirrel bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to pack a little nutty fun!
47. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
48. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
49. Why did the Southern chicken farmer become a musician? Because he had a lot of cluckin' talent!
50. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
51. Why did the Southern cow always wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
52. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
53. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
54. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
55. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
56. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
57. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
58. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
59. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
60. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
61. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
62. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
63. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
64. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
65. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
66. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
67. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
68. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
69. Why did the Southern baker go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best dough!
70. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
71. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
72. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
73. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
74. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
75. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
76. Why did the Southern cow become an astronaut? Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
77. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
78. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
79. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
80. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
81. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
82. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A "Shugah" note!
83. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
84. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A grand-ma!
85. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
86. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
87. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
89. Why did the Southern cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
90. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
91. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
92. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
93. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
94. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
95. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
96. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
97. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
98. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
99. Why did the Southern chicken farmer get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
100. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!

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