Top 100 Southern Jokes

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The Top 100 Southern Jokes List

These are the top 100 Southern Jokes for 2024.

1. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
2. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
3. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
5. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
6. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
7. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
8. Why did the Southern frog take a nap on the lily pad? Because it wanted to catch some "ribbitt" sleep!
9. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
11. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
12. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
13. Why did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
14. What do you call a Southern belle in a tornado? A flat tire!
15. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
17. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
18. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
19. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
20. What do you call a Southern man with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A multitasker!
21. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A "Shugah" note!
22. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
23. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
24. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
25. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
26. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
27. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
28. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
29. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
30. Why did the Southern farmer get a promotion? Because he was a real plow-sitive influence!
31. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
32. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
33. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
34. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
35. Why did the Southern belle always carry a pencil? In case she had to draw attention!
36. How did the Southern tomato court the Southern bell? He whispered sweet nothings into her vine.
37. Why did the Southern baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded it!
38. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
39. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
40. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
41. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
42. What do you get when you cross a Southern belle with a runaway bride? A bride that's hard to catch!
43. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
44. What did the Southern cow say to the Southern chicken? "You crack me up!"
45. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
46. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
47. Why did the Southern man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
48. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
49. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
50. Why did the Southern frog take a nap on the lily pad? Because it wanted to catch some "ribbitt" sleep!
51. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance? Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
52. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
53. Why did the Southern squirrel bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because it wanted to pack a little nutty fun!
54. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
55. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
56. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
57. Why did the Southern cow always wear a bell? Because its horns didn’t work!
58. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
59. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A grand-ma!
60. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
61. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
62. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
63. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
64. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
65. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
66. What do you get when you cross a Southern belle with a runaway bride? A bride that's hard to catch!
67. Why do Southern folks always carry a pencil? Because they want to draw a good crowd!
68. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
69. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
70. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
71. Why did the Southern baker go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make the best dough!
72. Why did the Southern cowboy get a dachshund? Because someone told him to get a long little doggy!
73. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
74. What do you get when you cross a Southern belle with a runaway bride? A bride that's hard to catch!
75. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
76. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
77. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
78. Why did the Southern girl bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
79. Why did the Southern cow go to the farm party? Because she heard it was going to be udderly fantastic!
80. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
81. Why did the Southern corn get an award? Because it was ear-resistible!
82. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
83. Why did the Southern cow start a podcast? Because she wanted to be heard in the moo-sical community!
84. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
85. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night!
86. Why did the Southern tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
88. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
89. Why did the Southern chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
90. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A "Shugah" note!
91. Because he heard the hens were all talkin' about how they wanted a good "wing"man for the night! 🐔
92. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
93. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
94. Why did the Southern scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
95. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
96. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
97. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?
98. What do you call a Southern belle who can play the piano? A "Shugah" note!
99. What did the Southern tomato say to the egg during the barn dance? You crack me up!
100. Why did the Southern chicken farmer bring a ladder to the barn dance?

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