Top 100 Spring Jokes

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The Top 100 Spring Jokes List

These are the top 100 Spring Jokes for 2024.

1. It over-swept!
2. Why was the math book sad?
3. A thermal!
4. It logs in!
5. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the spring? Because he wanted to grow a little fun!
6. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
7. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
8. A ribbiting puss!
9. They're afraid of leafing early!
10. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
11. What did the flower say to the bike?
12. Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
13. Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What did the tree say to the flower? "You sicken me!"
15. Because it had too many problems!
16. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
17. A snapdragon!
18. They're afraid of leafing early!
19. A thermal!
20. Two’s company, three's a cloud!
21. Because it had too many problems!
22. Hip hop!
23. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the spring? Because he wanted to grow a little fun!
24. He's hoppin'!
25. A flour garden!
26. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
27. Why was the math book sad in spring?
28. Because their horns don’t work!
29. Petal!
30. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
31. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
32. What's a tree's favorite dating app?
33. Because he's a fungi!
34. A drizzly bear!
35. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
36. A flour garden!
37. What kind of flower gets angry easily?
38. Swimming trunks!
39. They're afraid of leafing early!
40. Pouch potatoes!
41. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
42. He's hoppin'!
43. Why did the flower take a break? Because it needed to refresh its petals!
44. A drizzly bear!
45. Why was the math book sad?
46. Two’s company, three's a cloud!
47. What do you get when you cross a cat with a frog?
48. What did one raindrop say to the other?
49. What did one raindrop say to the other?
50. Why was the math book sad in spring?
51. A honeycomb!
52. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
53. Petal!
54. Because it had too many problems!
55. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
56. What did one raindrop say to the other?
57. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
58. A thermal!
59. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
60. A thermal!
61. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
62. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
63. A thermal!
64. Petal!
65. Why did the math book look sad?
66. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
67. Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
68. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
69. What did one raindrop say to the other?
70. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
71. Timber!
72. Why do birds fly south in spring? Because it’s too far to walk!
73. Because their horns don’t work!
74. Because it had too many problems!
75. A thermal!
76. What's a spring's favorite kind of pickles? Daffodils!
77. Timber!
78. It logs in!
79. What kind of flower gets angry easily?
80. A flour garden!
81. What do you call a bear in the rain?
82. A ribbiting puss!
83. Because it had too many problems!
84. Why was the broom late for the party?
85. Sep-timber!
86. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
87. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
88. Timber!
89. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?
90. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
91. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
92. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
93. Pouch potatoes!
94. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
95. A thermal!
96. It logs in!
97. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
98. A receding hare-line!
99. It logs in!
100. What did the tree wear to the pool party?

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