Top 100 Spring Jokes

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The Top 100 Spring Jokes List

These are the top 100 Spring Jokes for 2024.

1. It logs in!
2. Timber!
3. Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. They're afraid of leafing early!
5. A honeycomb!
6. What did one leaf say to another? "I'm falling for you!"
7. Because they forgot the words!
8. What's a tree's least favorite month?
9. Because it had too many problems!
10. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
11. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
12. Why was the math book sad?
13. Because their horns don’t work!
14. Pouch potatoes!
15. What did the flower say to the bike?
16. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
17. How does the tree get on the internet?
18. Why did the flower take a break? Because it needed to refresh its petals!
19. What's a tree's least favorite month?
20. Why don't trees like to go to parties?
21. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?
22. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
23. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?
24. How does a frog feel during spring?
25. A snapdragon!
26. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
27. Why was the math book sad in spring?
28. Why was the broom late for the party?
29. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
30. Because it saw the salad dressing!
31. Hip hop!
32. What do you call a bear in the rain?
33. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
34. What do you call flowers that are great at math? Tulips!
35. What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!
36. How does a frog feel during spring?
37. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
38. Why did the mushroom go to the party alone?
39. What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward?
40. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?
41. Because it had too many problems!
42. Why do hummingbirds hum?
43. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
44. It logs in!
45. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
46. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
47. Why was the math book sad in spring?
48. What did the tree say to the flower? "You sicken me!"
49. A honeycomb!
50. Why did the bee go to the dance?
51. What's a frog's favorite springtime music?
52. What's a frog's favorite springtime music?
53. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
54. What does a bee use to brush its hair?
55. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
56. How does the tree get on the internet?
57. What do you get when you cross a cat with a frog?
58. What did the bunny say to the flower? "It’s time to bud-le!"
59. You planet!
60. Because it had too many problems!
61. How does a tree get on the internet?
62. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
63. A receding hare-line!
64. What's a tree's least favorite month?
65. Petal!
66. Why do cows wear bells in spring?
67. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
68. Why did the tomato turn red?
69. Sep-timber!
70. Two’s company, three's a cloud!
71. Because it had too many problems!
72. Because it saw the salad dressing!
73. Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
74. Why didn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
75. How do you catch a squirrel in spring?
76. Because it had too many problems!
77. A snapdragon!
78. Why did the tomato turn red?
79. A drizzly bear!
80. What did the tree say to the flower? "You sicken me!"
81. Why did the bee go to the dance?
82. What's a frog's favorite springtime music?
83. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
84. What do you get when you cross a cat with a frog?
85. Why did the tomato turn red?
86. How do you organize a space party?
87. Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
88. Why was the math book sad in spring?
89. How does a tree get on the internet?
90. A snapdragon!
91. Because it had too many problems!
92. What did the bunny say to the flower? "It’s time to bud-le!"
93. Why don't trees like to go to parties?
94. A flour garden!
95. He was already stuffed!
96. Because they forgot the words!
97. Why was the broom late for the party?
98. What do you call a happy flower?
99. Pouch potatoes!
100. What do you call lazy kangaroos in spring?

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