Top 100 Star Wars Jokes

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The Top 100 Star Wars Jokes List

These are the top 100 Star Wars Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
2. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
3. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
4. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
5. Why did the Ewok take a bath? Because it was a little dirty!
6. What do you call a Sith who likes to play hide and seek? A Sith Lord!
7. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
8. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
9. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
10. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
11. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
12. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
13. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
14. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
15. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
16. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
17. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
18. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
19. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
20. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
21. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
22. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!
23. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
24. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
25. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
26. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
27. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
28. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
29. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
30. Why did the Jedi wear brown robes? Because the other colors kept getting "Sithed"!
31. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
32. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
33. What do you call a Sith who likes to play guitar? A Darth Strummer!
34. Why did the Jedi wear brown robes? Because the other colors kept getting "Sithed"!
35. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
36. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
37. What do you call a Jedi who is good at gardening? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
38. What do you call a Sith who loves to play hide and seek? Darth Sidious!
39. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
40. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force side!
41. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
42. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
43. Why did the Jedi refuse to go to the beach? Because he didn’t want to get caught in the sand trap!
44. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
45. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
46. Why did the Ewok take a bath? Because it was a little dirty!
47. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
48. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
49. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
50. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
51. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
52. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
53. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
54. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
55. Why did the Sith always carry a lightsaber? Because they can't handle the dark side without one!
56. What do you call a Jedi who is also a lawyer? A lightsaber attorney!
57. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
58. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
59. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
60. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
61. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
62. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force side!
63. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
64. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
65. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
66. What do you call a Sith who loves to play hide and seek? Darth Sidious!
67. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
68. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
69. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
70. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
71. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
72. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force on the other side!
73. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
74. What do you call an alien who loves to play music? A space jam!
75. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
76. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
77. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
78. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
79. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
80. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
81. Why did the Sith always carry a lightsaber? Because they couldn't find a better way to "cut" their expenses!
82. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
83. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
84. Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn’t find the phone that he was looking for!
85. Why did the Sith go to art school? To learn how to draw the Dark Side!
86. What do you call five Siths on a bench? Sith Sitting!
87. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
88. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
89. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
90. Why did the Ewok go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little "wookie"!
91. What do you call a Jedi who is also a lawyer? A lightsaber attorney!
92. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? A power planter!
93. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
94. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
95. Why did the Jedi refuse to go to the beach? Because he didn’t want to get caught in the sand trap!
96. Why did Yoda cross the road? To go to the Dark Side!
97. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
98. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
99. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
100. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!

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