Top 100 Star Wars Jokes

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The Top 100 Star Wars Jokes List

These are the top 100 Star Wars Jokes for 2024.

1. Why did the Jedi wear brown robes? Because the other colors kept getting "Sithed"!
2. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
3. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
4. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
5. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
6. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
7. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
8. Why don’t Sith Lords use the internet? Because they can’t handle all the cookies!
9. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
10. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he heard the turnover rate was high!
11. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
12. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
13. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
14. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
15. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!
16. Why did the Ewok cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side!
17. What do you call an invisible droid? C-3PO!
18. Why did the droid break up with his partner? They just couldn't sync!
19. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
20. What do you call a Mandalorian who tells jokes? A pun-deleorian!
21. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
22. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
23. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
24. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
25. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
26. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he heard the turnover rate was high!
27. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
28. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
29. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
30. Why did the Sith cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
31. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
32. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
33. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
34. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
35. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force on the other side!
36. Why did the Jedi wear brown robes? Because the other colors kept getting "Sithed"!
37. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
38. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
39. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!
40. Why did the droid break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues!
41. Why don’t Sith Lords use the internet? Because they can’t handle all the cookies!
42. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
43. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
44. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
45. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
46. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
47. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he heard the turnover rate was high!
48. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
49. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
50. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force on the other side!
51. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
52. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
53. What do you call a Jedi who is good at gardening? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
54. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
55. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
56. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
57. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
58. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
59. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
60. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
61. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force side!
62. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
63. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
64. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
65. Why did the Sith always carry a lightsaber? Because they couldn't find a better way to "cut" their expenses!
66. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
67. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
68. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
69. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
70. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
71. Why did Yoda cross the road? To go to the Dark Side!
72. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
73. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
74. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
75. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
76. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
77. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
78. Why don’t Sith Lords use the internet? Because they can’t handle all the cookies!
79. Why did the droid break up with its partner? Because it found someone more compatible!
80. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate stuck in his hair? A chocolate chip Wookiee!
81. Because he heard the turnover rate was high!
82. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
83. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
84. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
85. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
86. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
87. What do you call an invisible droid? C-3PO!
88. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
89. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
90. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
91. Why did Yoda get locked out of his house? Because he couldn’t find the Shire!
92. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
93. What do you call an invisible droid? C-3PO!
94. Why did the Wookiee break up with his girlfriend? She found Chewbacca too hairy!
95. Why did the droid break up with his partner? They just couldn't sync!
96. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
97. What do you call a Mandalorian who tells jokes? A pun-deleorian!
98. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
99. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
100. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?

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