Top 100 Star Wars Jokes

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The Top 100 Star Wars Jokes List

These are the top 100 Star Wars Jokes for 2024.

1. What do you call a Jedi who is good at gardening? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
2. Why did Yoda cross the road? To go to the Dark Side!
3. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
4. Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? Because it was dead!
5. Why did the Ewok cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side!
6. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
7. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
8. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
9. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
10. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
11. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? A power planter!
12. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
13. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
14. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
15. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
16. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
17. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
18. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
19. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
20. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
21. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force side!
22. Why did Yoda get locked out of his house? Because he couldn’t find the Shire!
23. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
24. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
25. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
26. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
27. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
28. Why did the droid break up with its partner? Because it found someone more compatible!
29. What do you call a Jedi who is also a lawyer? A lightsaber attorney!
30. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
31. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
32. Why did the Ewok go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little "wookie"!
33. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
34. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
35. Did you hear about the band called 1023MB? They haven't gotten a gig yet.
36. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
37. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
38. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
39. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!
40. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
41. Why did the Wookiee break up with his girlfriend? She found Chewbacca too hairy!
42. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
43. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
44. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
45. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
46. What do you call a Mandalorian who tells jokes? A pun-deleorian!
47. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side!
48. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
49. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
50. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
51. Why did Yoda cross the road? To the dark side, he was!
52. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
53. What do you call a Jedi's favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
54. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
55. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
56. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
57. What do you call five Siths on a bench? Sith Sitting!
58. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Force side!
59. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
60. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
61. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
62. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
63. Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn’t find the phone that he was looking for!
64. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
65. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
66. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? Obi-Wan Cannoli!
67. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
68. What do you call an invisible droid? C-3PO!
69. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
70. What did Obi-Wan say to Luke when he was in a bad mood? “Don’t be so Jedi-cidal!”
71. What do you call a bounty hunter who likes to bake? Boba Fettuccine!
72. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
73. Why did the droid break up with his partner? They just couldn't sync!
74. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
75. Why did the Ewok cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side!
76. What do you call a Sith who loves to play hide and seek? Darth Sidious!
77. Why did the Stormtrooper apply for a job at the Death Star?
78. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
79. What do you call a Jedi who loves to garden? A power planter!
80. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
81. Why did the Ewok take a bath? Because it was a little dirty!
82. Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
83. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
84. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
85. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
86. Why did the droid break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues!
87. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
88. Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
89. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
90. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for!
91. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery?
92. Why did the Stormtrooper start working at the bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
93. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
94. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
95. What do you call five Siths on a bench? Sith Sitting!
96. What do you call two suns fighting each other in Star Wars? A light saber battle!
97. What do you call bounty hunters who love board games? The Bored Mandalorians.
98. Why don’t Sith Lords use the internet? Because they can’t handle all the cookies!
99. What do you call a Sith who likes to play hide and seek? A Sith Lord!
100. Why did the Stormtrooper bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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